[Utaban] Hey! Say! JUMP - Dreams Come True

22 May 2008

Eff you Johnny Kitagawa.

T_T

I... am starting to like HSJ, and I blame it on Johnny Kitagawa. Though I think its Mary or Julie who made HSJ HSJ, still~ I don't know anymore. Yes, I am finding kids cute now. Motherly instincts? Geez, no shit. NOO~~

Yeah, Even Ishibashi likes Chinen. xDDD Takaki Yuya looks a BIT like Oguri Shun no? Just a bit though. OH yea yea, I forgot to mention that Oguri Shun is currently dating Yamada Yu! xD Aww... like get married and produce like... tall babies already!

Back to the topic of HSJ. I don't hate Inoo Kei, Yaotome Hikaru, Nakajima Yuto and Chinen Yuri. Yes, that's all. I still have this nagging feeling that that Morimoto kid and his brother are aliens sent to kill all human kind. So I am not so sure about him.

That Okamoto kid was like "So yeah, I used to live in like, English. So, like, my English pwns y'all's." Yeah and Nakai was like "You are the kid of Okamoto! Dude, you got big." Like duh.

Ishibashi was like perving over Chinen (He was talking to him in a high tone and was all "kawaii kawaii!" Ishibashi, I thought better of you. I really did.), and Chinen was happy that he got the same seat as Ohno. His ass is placed on the same spot as Ohno's though not the same chair. xD Most probably not. Anyways, Nakai was too sensitive. When Chinen said Ohno can sing well and gave out a giggle, Nakai was like "The hell are you giggling at kid?"

Nakai on the other hand favours that Morimoto Ryutarou. xD He kept molesting that kid. Then the kid was like "Ahh!" xD Gayness breeds gayness in Johnny's. And the fangirls approve. xD Okay, fine I know. They're cute little munchkins and its just paternal instincts, really.

They then showed the clip of Arashi's first appearance on Utaban. I tell you Ohno and Nakai's fights are legendary in the history of Utaban. xD LEGENDARY. Never has Nakai bang his crotch into a corner of the table as dramatically as he did when he was chasing after Ohno.

Chinen got big. O_O His shoulders are like way big and so not in proportion with his small head. xD Ishibashi touched Chinen's face. OMFG OMFG.

Okay, I am cool. Did anyone say that Chinen is popular among Arashi fans again? That midget looks even more midgety standing next to Yabu during the performance. The song is not bad at all I think I am getting it. xD I tell you, never, NEVER get sucked into the Johnny's abysmal abyss. Once you are in, its pretty hard to get out.

On a last note, if that Okamoto kid was all "I lived in England," why the hell did he come back to become an idol? I mean, his dad is obviously loaded. He could have all the money for his education and be like... productive to the society. Not that being an idol isn't a productive thing. Just that... err, you know lets weight the importance a bit. Civil Engineer versus Idol (tailored to feed pedophiliac needs.) Yeah. I thought so.


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2 Farted :: [Utaban] Hey! Say! JUMP - Dreams Come True

  1. omg....KIDS!!! how old are they?

  2. 13 to 18.

    Somewhere along those lines. xD

    OMFG KIDS!

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