[Talk] Arashi 5x10

No way that's straight.

No way.



And when this happened, I am not sure if I can continue to tell the public that I like them.

This has to be swept into the closet.

But you have no idea what went through my mind when I saw the outfits.

[Dear Anonymous, it was "God save us."]


No way either one is straight.

[Talk] Yoko Needs To Stop Being So Sexy

Tell me this is not the sex in Kanjani8.

See? You can't.


OMG. I'd tap that.

[M-Sta] NEWS - Sakura Girl

12 March 2010

I like the set. That's the best part of the performance, the set. And it is not thanks to them that the set is so pretty.

I mean, the song isn't bad. It is okay. And it is just okay. I won't remember it after this entry. I cannot believe how boring NEWS conversation can get. It is really, really boring. No wonder they don't have their own show. Wait... they do now right?

Something about eco-friendly crap? And they left out the two most popular members in the show. You know why? Cos they have better things to do than to participate in the crap show. I never bothered to watch even one episode. That's how convinced I am that it sucks. I have no idea what the title is.

Back to the performance. The only reason I watched the performance is to see Ryo. Also, there's to watch how much they suck. It was so boring and it wasn't pleasant enough to lull me to sleep. I mean, it isn't repulsive, except for the part where Shige tried to make me cry with his really, really horrible voice.

I couldn't see half of Ryo's face. That's nice. It is a waste of time, watching this. Why am I talking about it here? Cos I need to diss something.

The chorus isn't half bad actually. I just don't remember how it sounded like now that I finished watching, except for the fact that it isn't half bad.

I don't know why suddenly I am so critical, Maybe it is because I was watching American Idol and then I watched this and then you see the gap and then you go... why is Japan still obsessed with boybands? Boybands are ruling their charts and in no other country (that I take note of their musical industry) does that happen.

I like the set. It is pink and stuff.

I hate that thing Pi was wearing.

Okay to fess up, you know that last moment of the performance, where they're all like posing and crap. I think I saw a RyoPi moment. I have a weak spot for RyoPi and I will have it no matter how old I grow, okay? I swear Pi was smiling at Ryo because of that unfunny shit Ryo pulled where he held his head back and crap. It wasn't funny, but Pi was smiling. I swear that's love.

What? I have a weak spot. It is my guilty pleasure, albeit it being long forgotten.

[M-Sta] Arashi - Troublemaker

5 March 2010

First they had Ohno give crap advise to Sanma-san's daughter. Next they had Sho talk about the Vancouver thingie. Then they announced that Ohno is voted the celebrity most likely to cry at graduation.

I didn't cry a tear at my graduation. Either one of them. I did cry a lot BEFORE it though, when I thought about how I have to work. Ah, seems just like yesterday. But that was half a year ago. Sad, my life.

Anyway, the MQ segment, they had Aiba say things he wants his parents' to stop doing. Aiba's dad drinks the stuff he brought for the members before the members were drinking them. Hey it is not like the members had time to drink pre-concert, righto?

I like the bright and shiny, wholesome performance. It is for happy people. I need some happy-people vibe. I think I have an outright repulsive aura. I've been told it is about more than the looks. Apparently, personality counts.

I have no idea what personality means. This is no place to rant eh... okay, fine. Back to Arashi then. Nino's sissy arm is persistant. Sakurai Sho thinks he's hot all the time. He had to start the ass shaking intro with his mouth all open thinking he's all sexy. I see Jun doing that too, but that's MatsuJun. You kinda expect that from him, no?

It is no double standards, but it is MatsuJun. He get hair extensions in the summer of 2006 and his hair was all... wavy. So MatsuJun gets to shake his ass and think he is hot during performances, Sho doesn't. I mean, shaking his ass with his mouth open is like... low keyed for MatsuJun, have you not seen his solo performance at the National Olympic Stadium for the AAA 2008 tour?

Yes, exactly.

MatsuJun gets to think he's all hot, Sakurai doesn't.

Ohno got a lighter hair color. I like. Makes him look younger. I think he hadn't gotten another colour since Maou, as far as I remember, it stayed rather dark. I like. Is it for some drama?

Aiba, still so pretty. Now, Aiba gets to be all smiley and happy and look like he's really having fun during performance. But Sho doesn't. Aiba gets to be cutesy, Sho doesn't. When Sho does it, it just looks fake. Aiba's the sunshine. He can fart into a flower and make it bloom. Sho farts into a flower, it gives out sulfur after photosynthesis.

What? I don't have anything against the man. Maybe it is the hair. The hair is an important factor. No, it isn't because he got to go to Vancouver. It isn't because he came out of the vajayjay with a ticket to Keio. It isn't because he's all "I graduation from Keio and am a newscaster."

Lucky ass.

What? I woke up really early to watch the stupid Oscars and I am real cranky now. Cos like, I didn't get enough sleep. The highlight for me was when Gerard Butler and Bradley Cooper came out to present the Outstanding Visual Effects. Kate Winslet was gorgeous! Sandra Bullock too. Then there's Sean Penn, I like Sean Penn but it seems like he isn't much of a speaker is he? That dude from the Hurt Locker... WHOA HOTNESS.

Okay gotta sleep.