[M-sta] Arashi - Yurase Ima wo, Troublemaker

21 February 2010

So, right, my pc crashed and stuff. I wasn't like lazy or anything. So, right, the songs kinda suck.

They're just subpar and that makes me sad. To make up for it OMG Jun and Aiba. Look at them. Reminds me of lavender fields with pretty boys hidden in them.

Yurase Ima wo was okay, I guess. Very Olympicky. I was too distracted by the pretty to actually listen to the song.

Sho looks like someone I'd love to punch if I am given the chance. I don't know, it has something to do with the face. It is growing into the epitome of annoyance. To me, that is. When he's trying to act like he's hot stuff, that is.

So right, where was I? Nevermind. There is no man that carries the bow tie better than Ohno. Period. Short round man reminiscent of humpty dumpty carries bow tie really well.

The dance session in between the song was horrible. What the hell is up with the background with the round thingies with like sound waves and stuff? Seriously, and people are paid for this kinda shit? I can come up with better stuff. (Leather. Very little of it. Hire me.)

Troublemaker. So they were saying "Sweet sweet"?! I was wondering what the hell they were saying. WTF. Okay, I am coming up with an entry about the PV, will talk about the song there or I'll have nothing to say in that entry.

Love the outfits, love it. Sure there's the bowtie and all, but still, it was posh, sleek and it is about time! I noticed that the flashy outfits were stashed when the group reaches a certain age. I would assume that it is the tenth anniversary.

On that day, Johnny looks upon the aged bitches and go... "Thou art not hot in glitter no more."and then, showed mercy to the middle-age boybanders.

I find the Shodruplets towards the end super duper annoying. I think it might be the lips. I don't know. I get annoyed at him a lot these days. I am still trying to figure out why. Maybe it's cos he doesn't carry the bow tie quite well.

Oh I didn't say anything about Nino. Let me see... I spotted the sissy arm again but missed out on the screencapping. Sad.

The part where Sho pops out in the end was quite fun to watch. Jun is really happy these days. Was his Do-S phase the adolescent thing? Where teens get rebellious without a cause? I think so. Boy he matured late.

Dum dum dum.

The talks... okay DJ Ozma's alter ego wants to eat Arashi from ten years ago. So basically, she's a cannibal cougar.

So right, I think I'll watch KAT-TUN''s performance just so I can emphasize on how Kame pwns Jin for me right now.

P.S. If you think there's an excess of Aiba caps, you need to take counting classes. Or not. Whatevs.

[TV] Himitsu no Arashi-chan

11 February 2010

It's the Lunar New Year. AND Valentine's Day. Not that I am doing anything for Valentine's Day. It is kinda like... just another day, today. But I want to look good today.

But I am busy, yet it is the only day that I am free. Contradictory, but trust me, it makes sense. I can't sleep. It's the insomnia. So I got up, put on a peel-off mask, plucked my eyebrows and the underarms (what? I pluck cos it's not thick enough to need to be shaved or waxed. Just a few strands. I like gross details.)

Was watching Project Runway and THIS. Ha ha, one of the most memorable Mannequin Five ever! The last one I remember was the Parka-on-parka. This really hot chick, whose name tells me she's Korean, has the crazy hots for Nino, or specifically, Nino's face. Announced three times that she likes his face. Hilarious, that woman.


MatsuJun was clearly not very pleased because he thought he's the hot one of the group. Well, suck it up, girls like them nerdy now. I get sick of people MatsuJuning all the time.


However, I am sure Nino felt the same level of insult when he wasn't picked by her.

=D This had me gasping for air. Fun episode.

Now I have to go and do some more grooming. What to wear so that my extended family members think that I am a delinquent who gets wasted 24/7? Clearly I am not one cos I won't be into these femmies if I am one. I just want them to stop trying to make small talks because fuck I hate small talks and people pretending to care. And I hate talking about my first working experience with menopausal women.

[PV] KAT-TUN - Love yourself - Kimi ga Kirai na Kimi ga Suki

OMFG This is one shitty PV, like their debut PV is a bajillion times better than this. It isn't a double A-side, but they have a PV for the B-side as well. This calls for cost cutting. Okay, cost cutting is fine, but this PV is... I can't watch it twice. So, I miss out details cos I can't even stare at the screen cos it is so horribly degrading.

Crappy set, crappy CGIs, what the fuck was Kame wearing?! I love the drama. I lost my hate for KAT-TUN. And so, I am unable to point and laugh and how they have fallen from their past glory. Have I seen a more horrible PV? I have. But this is the worst KAT-TUN PV there is.

Remember the days when you can count on KAT-TUN to give you the best PVs and the best singles? Remember when Tak Matsumoto and various famous people wrote great songs for them but was ruined by the horrible singing voice of Taguchi Junnosuke?

Those days, my friends, are gone. The first time I heard the single play (during the rolling credits of Yamato Nadeshiko Shichi Henge) I thought, no shit. For real?! Well, it grows on you after a while, the song, but shit the PV is so horrible, I can't stop saying it's horrible.

Jin's all "I am a rocker, its all about the sex and the drugs." Kame's all.... Kame. Posh Spice's evil twin... I seriously almost forgot his name. Whoa, gone are the days when I can blurt out the names and their birth year in my sleep. Good times, good times.

They're not even dancing. They were all just standing in front of a big-ass plastic heart with a hideous shape. What is this? Released in time for Valentine's Day? Oh wait... it is. The song is so bland, I won't play it when I am trying to poop. (There was once, I played Bohemian Rhapsody when I poop. My standard is high y'all.)

The lighting... It's one big-ass fake sun from the back. I don't even know, who directed it? Seriously? Cos I can direct better for less. See, imagine this, the five dudes and Posh Spice's evil twin were all drunk one night. And they decided to play poker. =D

PV ends with them in their boxers ONLY - and that includes evil version of Posh Spice. See? I am good, hire me.

Koki looks like crap in here. Sorry, but true. Fake thugs turn me OFF. OFF!

Hmmm... I ran out of things to say, except that the PV ended with the same image as the beginning. That's like... whoa do you need to cut cost to this extend? Seriously?

This is a KAT-TUN update cos I so ran out of things to say about Arashi, everyone's saying something about Arashi, even my friends around me. That makes me a bit... like... okay, they're famous, we know, they're retarded, we like them, now tell me something else.