Somethings, NewS, somethings I really don't need to see.
>.>
Ryo... where are you focusing on?
Heyx3 was the funniest thing I have watched in a while. There are moments where I need to look elsewhere other than the screen to catch a breather. Laughing is tiring.
The show starts with Pi's foot being stepped on by Hamachan. This is not the first time. Hamachan tends to do this to a lot of guests. It was hilarious, once, DoTs just let him step on it throughout the show. xD
No wonder NewS is so far behind all the other groups.
Their talents are freaking ridiculous.
Pi is the dude who does that thing with his mouth all the time it makes me want to open his mouth and stuff a torch into his mouth (The electronic one, not the firey one) and see what is inside. A cavity? Plaque? Worms? You'd never know.
Ryo complains that Pi is always late to theirdates activities like rehearsals and stuff. Well, well, Pi the diva.
Aww, Ryo, giddy like a girl, talking about Pi.
Pi is really boring nowadays. Gone are his moronic alien days, which I like better. He's rather serious nowadays, that just translates to boring through the camera. B-O-R-I-N-G.
Masuda wakes up 3 hours before time to get ready. What do you need to slowly pluck your bodily hair thingies strand by strand? xD Even I wake up one and a half hour before. That is because I eat a lot in the mornings. Stress, blame it on the stress. Someone somewhere told me that when you are stressed, ada sejenis hormone yang digeneratekan dalam body kamu dan makes you need a lot. >.>
17 more days, 17. Apparently Masuda wants to drink milk slowly in a very elegant fashion, thats why he woke up 3 hours earlier.
Tegoshi fell during the Taiwanese concert. But he escaped without even a scratch. Lucky dude. >.> Ewww, stop smiling, pisses me off. Narcissist, he is. Not that that isn't good, but one might want to hide it, not throw images of your awfully bright and shiny teeth everywhere.
Is it really just me? Or is his smile really annoying? I think it might be just me, but seriously, this dude needs crooked teeth to make him likable! T_T
Ryo, demonstrating how Tegoshi flew and fell.
Pi brought Shige for drinks when he turned 20. Big deal. >.> That is what leaders are supposed to do what. Pi waited 4 years to bring him out, some kind of friendship you had there.
Pi is a looks-discriminator, I can tell. Shige got hot, that's why he brought him out. (_ _) That was the first time the two of them went out. That, or Ryo keeps hogging Pi. (^.^) We can imagine, okay?
Does Ryo look kinda jealous when he is listening to Shige's story of Pi and Shige's little date? I think so... xD
Next the boys show their, um... talents. If you want to call them that...
Ryo went first. Ryo was going to do that hand standing thingie. xD
He looked like he was going to kiss the floor. But he didn't.
Hosts Macchan and Hamacchan were not impressed.
"That's why I was to go first" Ryo said. Awww, you humble, humble man.
Hosts were unimpressed with Shige's unicycle ride. Why? Cos he had to stop in the middle as he lost balance.
Ryo then explained that it gets better. xD It didn't.
Koyama imitated his grandma's sneeze for the TALENT section. Everyone was speechless.
Masuda's human vacuum brought enthusiasm to the bored hosts.
Masuda asked Macchan how does he normally eat popcorns, Macchan ate normally, saying that "Oh, I eat normally because I am an ordinary man, but YOU, the HUMAN VACUUM can do it differently!"
Unfortunately, he failed the first time.
Then he did something very unimpressive.
Then Macchan realised he could do the same.
Tegoshi's Terminator imitation was... um, for me, plain annoying.
Pi's imitation of Beat Takeshi was... well, boring.
Then Macchan said that now that he thought about it, Ryo's talent was the best... xD And he dissed it so badly in the beginning. xD Then he said Masuda basically has no talent. xD
NewS basically is a talentless group yet it worked and sold more than Tohoshinki. Just cos they're Johnny's.
And they have Ryo.
Then, the boys were to introduce their song. As Koyama was introducing, Macchan suddenly giggled.
xD When asked, Macchan said that it was because he suddenly remembered Pi's imitation. xD
That is NewS.
>.>
Ryo... where are you focusing on?
Heyx3 was the funniest thing I have watched in a while. There are moments where I need to look elsewhere other than the screen to catch a breather. Laughing is tiring.
The show starts with Pi's foot being stepped on by Hamachan. This is not the first time. Hamachan tends to do this to a lot of guests. It was hilarious, once, DoTs just let him step on it throughout the show. xD
No wonder NewS is so far behind all the other groups.
Their talents are freaking ridiculous.
Pi is the dude who does that thing with his mouth all the time it makes me want to open his mouth and stuff a torch into his mouth (The electronic one, not the firey one) and see what is inside. A cavity? Plaque? Worms? You'd never know.
Ryo complains that Pi is always late to their
Aww, Ryo, giddy like a girl, talking about Pi.
Pi is really boring nowadays. Gone are his moronic alien days, which I like better. He's rather serious nowadays, that just translates to boring through the camera. B-O-R-I-N-G.
Masuda wakes up 3 hours before time to get ready. What do you need to slowly pluck your bodily hair thingies strand by strand? xD Even I wake up one and a half hour before. That is because I eat a lot in the mornings. Stress, blame it on the stress. Someone somewhere told me that when you are stressed, ada sejenis hormone yang digeneratekan dalam body kamu dan makes you need a lot. >.>
17 more days, 17. Apparently Masuda wants to drink milk slowly in a very elegant fashion, thats why he woke up 3 hours earlier.
Tegoshi fell during the Taiwanese concert. But he escaped without even a scratch. Lucky dude. >.> Ewww, stop smiling, pisses me off. Narcissist, he is. Not that that isn't good, but one might want to hide it, not throw images of your awfully bright and shiny teeth everywhere.
Is it really just me? Or is his smile really annoying? I think it might be just me, but seriously, this dude needs crooked teeth to make him likable! T_T
Ryo, demonstrating how Tegoshi flew and fell.
Pi brought Shige for drinks when he turned 20. Big deal. >.> That is what leaders are supposed to do what. Pi waited 4 years to bring him out, some kind of friendship you had there.
Pi is a looks-discriminator, I can tell. Shige got hot, that's why he brought him out. (_ _) That was the first time the two of them went out. That, or Ryo keeps hogging Pi. (^.^) We can imagine, okay?
Does Ryo look kinda jealous when he is listening to Shige's story of Pi and Shige's little date? I think so... xD
Next the boys show their, um... talents. If you want to call them that...
Ryo went first. Ryo was going to do that hand standing thingie. xD
He looked like he was going to kiss the floor. But he didn't.
Hosts Macchan and Hamacchan were not impressed.
"That's why I was to go first" Ryo said. Awww, you humble, humble man.
Hosts were unimpressed with Shige's unicycle ride. Why? Cos he had to stop in the middle as he lost balance.
Ryo then explained that it gets better. xD It didn't.
Koyama imitated his grandma's sneeze for the TALENT section. Everyone was speechless.
Masuda's human vacuum brought enthusiasm to the bored hosts.
Masuda asked Macchan how does he normally eat popcorns, Macchan ate normally, saying that "Oh, I eat normally because I am an ordinary man, but YOU, the HUMAN VACUUM can do it differently!"
Unfortunately, he failed the first time.
Then he did something very unimpressive.
Then Macchan realised he could do the same.
Tegoshi's Terminator imitation was... um, for me, plain annoying.
Pi's imitation of Beat Takeshi was... well, boring.
Then Macchan said that now that he thought about it, Ryo's talent was the best... xD And he dissed it so badly in the beginning. xD Then he said Masuda basically has no talent. xD
NewS basically is a talentless group yet it worked and sold more than Tohoshinki. Just cos they're Johnny's.
And they have Ryo.
Then, the boys were to introduce their song. As Koyama was introducing, Macchan suddenly giggled.
xD When asked, Macchan said that it was because he suddenly remembered Pi's imitation. xD
That is NewS.
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Hey there!! i just love this episode of hey hey hey!! can you give me the date of this show so i can try and find it? please.. and thanks so much!
Anonymous
2:04 AM, February 17, 2009there's no need to call them talentless :|
Anonymous
2:19 PM, June 29, 2009Could you please give me a link to this video? Really want ot watch it)
Anonymous
11:52 PM, September 21, 2009