[TV] FNS Kayousai 2007

This music show was held on th 5th of December... I didn't plan to watch it, but then... I got bored of MMA for a bit. Yesterday, there was this show called NTV Best Artist, which will be... capped later. I am tired right now after this capspam.

The show brings together some big names to sing on the stage and was hosted by Kuroki Hitomi and Kusanagi Tsuyoshi of SMAP.

Being hosted by SMAP, means SMAP will take this opportunity to grab the event starter and open the show and the closure, where they performed last.

Opportunists...

Remioromen was there... they performed a song called "Wonderland". The dude with the mole looks better with shorter hair.

KinKi Kids performed their song "Eien ni" which is a beautiful, peaceful song about love and holding hands and stuff.

Koichi looks smokin' here, he looked femmie, but smokin', I think its the hair. Nice hair.

Tsuyoshi... looks fat. I had to try so hard to get a screencap from a better angle so that he won't look fat, since I like him more than Koichi for reasons such as... um... do you know Tsuyoshi likes fishing?

"Tsuyoshi, go effing lose some weight!" Koichi exclaimed.

Then it was the turn of the latest Johnny's product, Hey! Say! JUMP, which is a group that consists of 10 members with ages ranging from 12 to 17. Now, I cannot like this group because I am an agist. You know... sex-sexist, age-agist. The song, btw, is "Ultra Music Power"

But this particular kid is really cute, AND he likes Ohno from Arashi. He joined because he wanted to be like Ohno and then he really looks up to him. His treasure is a card with Ohno's signature which he got from the Yokohama Arena Arashi concert. Awww and this boy, Chinen Yuri, is the shortest but not the youngest of the group, he definitely is the baby of the group.

Then Makihara Noriyuki performed "Green Days". Not bad, the dude is a wee bit freaky though.

Then WaT performed their song "Boku no Kimochi" outside the Fuji TV building, with Christmas trees surrounding them and all. What a view it was.

Wentz Eiji looks like Tackey.

Koike Teppei is cute as a button and older than me. Doesn't look it, does he?

Then there was a flashback session where they play songs from the 70s. This is Yamaguchi Momoe, she was the idol of the day. Unrivalled and she looks a wee bit like Ueto Aya in here.

Go Hiromi. He was under Johnny's Jimusho, I blame him for the sluttiness and the tacky outfits. He was the first one to grab his crotch on stage and he LIKES those shiny outfits, or so I read. O.0

Then Kobukuro performed their "Tsubomi" which was good. But better was...

... "Winding Road" a brilliant song where Kobukuro collaborated with ayaka.

ayaka's name is spelled like that, without a capital letter. And she is excellent. She is my age, she writes her own songs and she has a powerful voice.

EXILE performed a medley. Whatever, we don't care.

THEN, it was ARASHI's turn for a chat. (All the performers had a mini chat session, I just figured it wasn't as important, not everyone is Arashi you know?)

When the group was asked about next year's plans, Nino the manipulator, made Ohno talk. Ohno, being Ohno, told the hosts that he wanted to go to the onsen with the group next year. O.o Then Nino was like "Oh we apologize, he meant that we will work hard next year." xD It was funnay.

Then Nakashima Mika performed her song, "Life". She is so gorgeous.

And skinny.

Her voice is so wonderful... though not as good as before. Rumour has it that its her smoking habits affecting her voice. (But in Best Artist 2007 her voice was brilliant as before.)

I like her hair.

Then Arashi performed "Love So Sweet", I was kinda hoping for "Happiness", but whatever. If Arashi thinks this is better, then its better. If Arashi thinks the sky is pink, the sky is pink.

Sho... oh... so hensem.

Everytime Jun sings, I found myself looking for a stapler or just some tape, really, or better, I just off the speakers. Whichever works.

Nino... Nino is like an evil, masterminding puppy.

Aiba is just plain innocent looking.

Ohno is... um... sexy.

Then it was the Hello! Project girls. First up was Ayaya singing some song.

Then 26 girls hopped onto the stage aiming to make a large hole in it. But the girls all weigh less than a pen, so they failed.

This is Go Hiromi today, still going strong. That Johnny's has-been. He was greatest in his day, he dated Matsuda Seiko briefly. They were like Brangelina of 80s Japan.

Then they for some reason brought 4 Kansai hotties onstage, all from Johnny's Jimusho, we have KinKi Kids, Nishikido Ryo and Okada Junichi.

Joushima, leader of TOKIO was pissed for not being picked.

Otsuka Ai performed "Pocket"

Flashback time.
"Matsuda Seiko" in the 80s.

I think she started the fanboys screaming trend. It was disgusting to watch boys scream like that...

Koizumi Kyoko, the woman rumoured to be doing Kame. This is her... um... 25 years ago.

Onyanko Club, the original Hello Project/Morning Musume type of idols. They had more members than all MoMusu in history, or so I think. Big names like Kudo Shizuka (KimuTaku's wife) started out from this group.

Then this dude with a very high voice named Tokunaga Hideaki sang 3 songs, one of which is a song composed by Komuro Tetsuya called "Can You Celebrate" originally performed by Amuro Namie.



Then he sang "Yuki no Hana" with Mika.

I like Mika.

Then some song of his with Kuu.

Then its the Takarazuka's turn. Takarazuka is a theatre group formed by all women and has a history of about 90 years. The male characters in the play are women, crossdressing.

Kuroki Hitomi was an ex-Takarazuka, she performed with hte female characters.

Then Akikawa Masafumi, who seems to be a tenor, sang "Sen no Kaze ni Natte" with Takarazuka people.

Hirai Ken sang some song. Something like Kimi something something. We don't really care. I am sleepy. Why the hell am I doing this?

Then V6 sang "Way of Life" OMFG Morita Go is hot.

So is Okada Junichi, but I prefer Morita.

Yes, sing away.

NewS sang "Weeeek"

Some RyoPi going on.

ayaka up next singing "Peace Loving People" We like ayaka.

Flashback, Speed with "White love" ah... memories...

Natsukawa Rimi "Nada Sou SOu"

KOH+ a unit formed by Fukuyama Masaharu and Shibasaki Kou singing some song...

Mr Children, Tabidachi no Uta.

Koda Kumi, or Kuu, singing... Ai no UTa... it was a good song.

I was thinking what a nice dress she was wearing... until...

Her bra started to show... A LOT.

TOKIO singing "SEISYuN"... yes, the letters are like that. I don't know why. Weird people.

Then... at a place that seems to be Yokohama (Because of that circular light thingy at the back, which I have seen a couple of times... on other shows... no, I am not lucky enough to see it in person.) Kuwata Keisuke performed a beautiful song called "Ashita Hareru Kana" whch is the theme for the drama ProDai. He also performed with Southern all stars.

Flashback.
Ito Yuna... so pretty.

A constipated Moriyama Naotaro singing "Sakura"


Oh some screencaps were gone... I think there was Ayu performing "Together When" and SMAP again, performing some Christmas song, thats all.

Okay, I finished. Wheeeeee.

One might have noticed the absence of Tackey and Tsubasa and KAT-TUN.

I think the four younger groups (HSJ, NewS, TxT and K-T) split up two and two for Best Artist and FNS.

Whatever.

Its not like anyone cares. I'm spent. I need to sleep.