[PV] KAT-TUN - Keep the Faith

I am disgusted by crappy EngRish and they totally cannot dance.

Frankly, KAT-TUN is NOT my favourite Johnny's group. They're my least favourite amongst the ones that I recognize. I don't recognize Hey! Say! Jump. I know them, I know most of the members, its just I don't want to recognize them as a group. In fact, from now onwards, when people talk about HSJ, I am going to say "WHO?"

Anyways, KAT-TUN can't sing, can't dance, are not funny. If you ask me about their success, I tell you they are overrated and that their sluttiness and Nakamaru's beatboxing brought them up. But that is not true. That is what I'd like to believe.

But their PVs are all so expensive looking and they have classier image and stuff, so unlike what NewS and Kanjani8 got. Which is unfair. Plus Jin and Kame are sluts. Koki is a wannabe black rapper gangsta person, Ueda is a total girl. The only two, IMO that are worthy of noticing are Junno and Nakamaru. But they are the ones that people either ignore and bully. Poor things.

T_T I used to like Koki, but he got annoying. And Nakamaru should totally rule the group. Screw Kame, screw Jun, throw them out! The sluttiness has corrupted teenage fangirls all over the world. I won't be corrupted, cos I ain't no teenage fangirl. xD

I am not! >.> Is that a look you are giving me that says I am in denial? I am a fangirl, not a teenage one. I turned 20.

Back to the PV, [1] Good song, [2] looks okay, [3] Kame and Jin and Koki ruined it for me.

Took them 5 years to debut, yet they haven't learnt to sing. I bet those five years were spent spanking Johnny's... um.. junior? It was the rumour, they slept with Johnny's to debut. OF COURSE THAT IS NOT TRUE. Dude, I bet Johnny can barely eat without a tube, let alone molest young boys. >.> Nya who cares if they did. I don't.






Jin is doing that pretty boy smiling lip-synch thingy.


Kame is doing his crocodile look. Fear the teeth.


Junno intends to scare with his hair. Don't judge him by his hair la, he is playing a character in a drama...


Sluttiness Skills 101, lesson 1: Water+Eyes half closed look with open mouth=Slutty effect.
(Do not doubt the mathematical genius.)


That, is a guy.






Jin, that outfit makes you look fatter than you already are.




No, Koki, the shades and the bling bling and the baggy clothes don't make you no gangsta. You are in Johnny's. Johnny's do not produce cool rapper gangsta types. You're just a wannabe.


Gasp, Kame does the crocodile thing again.

Okay, I personally prefer Kame to Jin now. Kame in person is okay, but when he performs... his sluttiness just pour out and then makes me annoyed.




Aww take that stupid pair of shades off... its already so dark at the set, what the heck is he doing wearing that? Who does he think he is? Tamori?


No, he didn't smell anything stinky, he's beatboxing.


He thinks he is so gangsta... >.> it's annoying.


[The image host is so jaik, they deleted my cap of Koki giving the middle finger. RAWR]
Whoops, I think he heard me bashing him. What is that allowed on TV in Japan?




And that was KAT-TUN, from my POV.

I like the song. The song is great.

Wait... the song is great and the video is okay... what's my problem with these dudes?

xD Count me among the few fangirls who can bash their likes. I mean, I did say Nishikido has no talent right? xD