[Buzz] A Breath of Fresh Air on Utaban

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Scheduled to be aired on the 7th of August, Arashi's appearance on Utaban will see a change to keep things exciting. Has Ohno versus Nakai seen an abrupt end? Say it isn't so! I will miss it! But, I am looking forward to the new fights between Nakai and a different member of Arashi. Arashi will be appearing on the show to promote the single "Truth/Kaze no Mukou he", a double-A side single for Arashi since a very, very long time. "Truth" is the song for Ohno's airing drama "Maou" and "Kaze no Mukou he" is the theme that will be used by NTV for its coverage of the Olympic Games which will begin on the 8th of August 2008. (That's triple 8, 8 is an auspicious number for the Chinese race because it sounds like another word in Chinese... that is... prosperity.)

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As we can see, Ohno has become one of the members that is holding Nakai back from his rampage. Evidently missing from the picture is Sakurai Sho. We can only imagine what Sho could have said to set Nakai on fire. AND, has their sitting positions which have lasted for 8 years changed? Because if Sho were to anger Nakai, sitting next to him will make the chase too easy.

We can also see that Sho's group-clown image has been promoted since the past few years and we wonder if he remembers anything from his fancy ivy-league education.

I am glad that Utaban is changing things because, after a number of years of Ohno versus Nakai, though I will miss it, its getting old as I have previously said.

Scan credit: yuckie-chan

[M-Sta] Hey! Say! JUMP - Your Seed

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18 July 2008

These are screencaps of a subbed video by Newshfan. Credits to her. I never liked making screencaps out of subbed videos because, its other people's work. AND, I feel like its impolite for me to ridicule it because... um... the subber probably liked the people in the video enough to spend time and effort subbing it. And I ridicule things a lot. But this is... an emergency case and I cannot find a raw video. (Or couldn't really bother to search. Its HSJ for goodness sake. Couldn't be caught looking them up.)

Its the Gokusen syndrome. That thing with Kame and Jun being all... like... THAT when they perform. I saw it in Takaki Yuya today. Kame was the next Jun. Takaki is the next Kame. I saw it. It was one scene and then it hit me. I had to sit back a bit and calm myself down. What is Gokusen doing to previously humbly, non-slutty boys? WHAT IS IT DOING TO THEM?

Takaki Yuya is doing the lips thing, and the slutty stare. Oh~ its the devil himself playing these tricks. As Keyser Soze once said, "The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he did not exist." That is so not relevant, but do I look like I give a flying feck about relevance here? I am not that big of a Takaki Yuya fan, really, I don't quite care about him and his weird, dead-looking eyes. What I care, is another of that species being bred. Look at him! That's sooooooooooooo Kame! Ugh, and that half-smile thing.
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He thinks he's the star of the group now, doesn't he? I wonder if he still lets Chinen sit on his lap. If he does, then I can overlook this factor, like how I did Jun cos he is so nice to Riida. But~ sigh, I am not sure if I am saying this too quickly, passing judgments too quickly. Takaki Yuya is not the new Jun. Or Kame, for that matter. The face is... not right. I don't know, lack of expressions. You need a movie face to hit it big. Julia Roberts is not breathtakingly gorgeous, she has a quality about her. And it takes your breath away every time you see her. You need that quality, at least a bit of it. Takaki doesn't have it. I think. Well, who am I to say eh?

Finally, a bit of Chinen because I can. He is very much like me. We like Arashi. xD
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P/s: If anyone has a clue that the subber doesn't like this screencapping her video thing, feel free to drop a comment telling me to take it down. xD Then maybe I'll search harder for a raw video and then ridicule Takaki/Kame/Jun more. Not that I don't like them or anything. Its just... "ridicule" is sorta like my middle name.

[Heyx3] V6 - Toko Natsu Vibration

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28 July 2008

Yes, I am moving away from the scandal, its a thing of the past, done for. V6 is very funny. I am finding their sense of humour very my type. xD Hamachan has a problem with Okada, being the only one to cross his legs. xD

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Firstly, Ken flirted with the blondie who appeared in their PV. A lot. In fact, the model was saying that Ken was talking too much and that her type was Ma-kun/Sakamoto. xD I know right? Sakamoto and that horse-face of his has a manly charm. I totally understand what she's getting at. And he's funny too. xD And old. xD Ken is just like a puppy to her. xD

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Secondly, Okada thinks he has a high pain threshold. So Hamachan hit him on his thigh, really hard. xD Then he was so shocked, its so damn funnay! Then they brought out a feet masseuse (is that what you call them?) and then tested it on Macchan first. OMFG Macchan's refusal fit and his reaction to the pain. Downtown kills me, by inducing laughter like no other. Macchan tried to attack the masseuse. When it was Okada's turn, xD well, lets just say, the pain threshold talk should all be edited out to save embarrassment. All of V6 was like making Okada stay on that stool and stop fighting the massage.

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They then stopped, and made him go at it again. xD Real smart, people. Real smart.

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The performance made me like the song a tad better than previously. Morita's voice... omg, its like it never broke. Some of their lyrics are questionable though. "COCONUT"??? For real?

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OKADA SMACKED MORITA'S ASS DURING THE PERFORMANCE. I thought everyone should read that line. Is it emphasized enough? I think I am going to add colour. Capping it ain't good nuff baby. I'd tap that ass anytime. xD OMG I sound like a lusty slut don't I? I need to be mentally purified.
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Finally... SOME ALIEN TOOK OVER KEN'S HAIR. OMFG, ALIENS ARE INVADING THE EARTH! Forgive me for dramatizing things, I mean, just following in the footsteps of Japanese tabloids there. "Gasp, you posed your face next to a chick's fatass, you're so banging her and smoking weed because no way you'd not smoke weed and make that facial expression. And that chick said you banged her forcefully and smoked weed, and so, you did." Yeah. I'm cool. I'm totally cool.

[Buzz] Ohno's Marijuana and Threesome Scandal

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It turns out that I belittled the piece of news that came this morning. It is either that, or the fans blew it out of proportion, which I doubt is the case.

Rumour has it, the cops are looking into the case about the weed. Ohno admitted to the threesome with the two girls who gave the story to the tabloid magazine (Ohno admitted to fooling around with the girls, not threesome), pictures are spread all over the net already, I don't want them here. They dirty the place. Cheap sluts dying for attention found that its the right time to ride on his fame 3 years after their sex-romp just cos Ohno and Arashi are reaching the peak of their career. The girls said Ohno forced it on them, which the pictures clearly suggest otherwise. They were asking for it. I am not blindly siding with Ohno. If Ohno were to rape the girls, I wouldn't give a shit if he was fired. But evidence suggest otherwise.

Everyone has sex. When they are rich and they are Johnny's, girls are lined up to have sex with them. Big fuckin' deal. The big scandal here is NOT about the sex. More about the weed.

If things get bad Ohno might be suspended. Commercials that has Ohno will be edited so that Ohno's face doesn't show (Like the AU CMs). News are being blown out of proportions, making it sound like Arashi is a druggie group, which they are not. They're men. Men do stupid shit when they are rich and young and hot. Men do stupid shit when they are not those too. But with the money and the looks, the shit seems to be a bigger deal.

Ohno strongly denies the weed. YEAH HE'D better. If he is stupid enough to nod, it spells the end of his career. Recordings of their regular shows (VS Arashi to be exact) is said to be canceled. (Canceled before the scandal, or so, I was told.) Their song for the Olympics might be canceled. Its still in the the talks.

Johnny's Jimusho is waging war on the publisher of the magazine, meaning that not only the magazine will be denied coverage of ALL Johnny's Jimusho artists BUT also all the other magazines under the same publisher. Negotiations are happening between Johnny's and all the mainstream medias about Ohno's commercials, Arashi's shows and stuff.

In Hollywood, when you use illegal drugs or substances, you just go to rehab. Really. AND there weren't any pictures showing Ohno doing weed. Its only an attention whore claiming that he did. And this is the same girl who said Ohno forced her to have sex, yeah, SURE with that smiling face, I am sure you were raped.

I wasn't taking it seriously this morning. Now I see how big this shit is. IF Ohno is suspended, I have a strong feeling that my whole love affair with Johnny's Jimusho will come to an abrupt end, then and there. Not dramatizing it or anything. But its just... its like, say, if you are a cheerleader for a basketball team at your high school. You LOVE all the players, a lot. Then one day, one of them gets kicked out of the team for using steroids during an important game. Cheerleading will remind you of that event and you will be sad.

Happens, though. Uchi was caught drinking alcohol underage, and he was freakin' suspended for two years. Akasaka Akira was caught using Meth, he was fired. But Akasaka was a has-been, so it was easy to fire him just like that. Uchi was new, a small fry, so suspending him was easy. Ohno is not no-one. He is at the peak of his game, along with Arashi. This is a bigger deal. Unless we are taking into account that dude who used to be the 6th member of SMAP. Not sure what happened, but I am sure heroin was involved. (Or... I can be wrong. Whee)

Apparently, Nino and Ryo's drama, is a novel published by Kodansha, the publisher that owns the magazine that published the scandal. Its not going to star Nino and Ryo anymore. The war is on, and it seems to me that Johnny's is on higher ground. The publisher, though being major, will lose money from being disassociated with Johnny's Jimusho. The yearly calendars will not be published anymore. Yes, for ALL Johnny's groups. You see how big this shit is now?

But Shukan Gendai, the magazine, is not budging. The editor said that they spent a lot of time and effort researching this. My ass. If they were researching it, where are the evidence of the weed that they claimed Ohno smoked? Pictures? No, just an account from a girl.

I am a girl. Here I am, saying I saw Batman climbing on my roof. Yes, I did. And he was dancing to the Marvin Gaye while doing pot. I don't see anyone believing my story. Why is it that they would publish a non-credible story? Sales, of course.

Maou will continue. But that is not enough for me. I want things to go back to the way they were. T_T Because Arashi is like... the freaking rainbow. And the rainbow cannot be a rainbow without the colour blue. Not being angsty. I do realize that life goes on. xD

P/s: Many fans are inclined to humbly beseech the sponsors and the TV stations to stick by Arashi and Ohno. BUT, it perhaps can be a good thing, since strength comes in numbers. But, I read that there are some people who plague the sponsors beforehand to ensure that Ohno/Arashi gets pulled off from all their activities. I have a hunch, about this group of people. No doubt the fangirls of another group, fearing their group's popularity is undermined by that of Arashi. I SO TOTALLY AM KIDDING. DON'T KILL ME. Really. Peace, you see?

Oh I wouldn't look too much into it.

Update @ 1 August 2008:

AU CMs are still being aired and Ohno's face is big and clear. Maou is still going on as usual. Pretty much nothing has changed. Its going to be fine.

[TV] Arashi no Shukudai-kun

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28 July 2008

Guest: Sakai Maki

Its time I put up a REAL update eh? I have been busy lusting over Christian Bale. Can't help it. (Who can?)

The guest is a really, really pretty woman who fancies Sho doing news reports and Nino cutting up cabbages. And Nino cutting up cabbages is a real turn on. Sho doing news reports... well, you see, Sho's image changed forever to me when he went on VS Arashi and clowned the place up. Its okay though, xD I like him better like that.

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Before the show started, the copy of the show I got has an AU commercial that features Nino and Sho in weird costumes rivalling for an actress's attention. xD Love the tentacles, btw.

Aiba came up with a surprisingly normal nickname for the guest, "Maki-chan. But with weird intonation. When it was found that she is 38 years old, Nino brought 2 crew members that are of the same age. xD OMFG She really looks way young and pretty. She later announced that Sho's newscasting look is way cool and made him do phony news. xD Sho was like "WTF."

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When Nino was introducing the dish that he would later proceed to make, he sorta make it a point to rub it in that this Maki-chan is still single at her age. Ouch. Don't do that again. Oh but he did. xD Evil. But that was all okay when he started to cut up cabbages. What a turn on. Yummy yum. When Maki-chan was all "Oh hot hot hot!" at Nino, Sho lunged in and then did a newscasting line. xD He wins. xD I think. Ohno was LOLing at that. xD

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They then constructed a timeline for Maki-chan and asked her what she wants to do for the years to come. xD When she was planning for events that seem to be in a hurry, Jun was like "seems like you're dying." xDDD The things that come out of these boysies mouthies never fail to surprise me.

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Airando came next. The game seems fun! They had to make a chosen member of an opposite team do an imitation or just an action. xD They made Jun do Sakana-kun and Maki-chan do Edo Harumi. Jun's Sakana-kun was hilarious, made funnier by how he was embarrassed about it. Ohno looks really cool doing his line though. AND The best part is that the boysies got to hold handies!

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P/s: They basically changed the rules for the children game "Hana Ichi Monme" in the Airando segment. And I remember watching/hearing from somewhere that this game has a sad story behind it about parents who had to sell off their children. They would ask "Which child do you want?" and then the buyer would go "I want that child." Hence the lyrics in the song.