[Talk] Oh Ho, Like, Seriously

Note: This post is not meant to be offensive. Just for my own humour. Oh well, you're gonna take offense anyway. Wheee~

And I thought Arashi was a close group. If they were, one of the members would have told Jun he looks funny doing stuff like... these:

RUN! MatsuJun wants your soul.


MatsuJun's newly acquired talent - summoning rain.


Gawsh, that's just filthy dude. F-I-L-T-H-Y.


I don't even know anymore.


"ME WANTS TO EAT YAA" MatsuJun exclaimed as he dashed towards innocent fangirls.


Okay, I am speechless.


Har, har, those shades... xDDD Is it just me or does he look like a fly here?


"Me gots fleas in me hair... grrrr"


"Ooh, guitar, letss me licky it. Me likes licking."


"GIMME YER FECKING SOULLLLLLLL"


I seriously don't even know anymore. WTF... Is it just me or is that tongue yellowish.

[SP] Myuu no Anyo Papa ni Ageru

2008

Starring: Matsumoto Jun, Karina, Hatakeyama Rina...

The one-part drama opens with a happy family eating breakfast but later flashes back to the past when the family was not as picture-perfect as the present. Although the father, Yamaguchi Hayato is physically challenged, he faces life bravely as he narrates his story from the beginning. Hayato explains that the reason he could go on living with a smile plastered on his face is due to the support that he got from his beloved daughter Myuu and his pretty wife, Aya.

The drama slips back to 6 years ago, when Hayato was a healthy university student who was active in baseball and worked part time at a karaoke place. That was when he fell in love at first sight with Aya, a customer at his workplace. Young and brash, Hayato did not hesitate in his pursuit of Aya and eventually won her over despite a rather odd beginning to their relationship.

Hayato knocked Aya up not long into their relationship and made a promise to their parents that he would work hard to save up to 1 milllion yen before the birth of their child and he kept his promise as he gained a baby daughter named Myuu. They finally became a family as Hayato continued to work harder to support the family.

Their happiness did not last long as Hayato found that his limbs were mulfunctioning. A body check led to the discovery that he has Chronic inflammatory Demyelinating Polyneuropathy which means that his nervous system is affecting the movements of his body. Or something. I'm no doctor. Hayato was cooperative in all sorts of the different treatment programs the doctor suggest but eventually lost the drive in him as it gets harder and harder for him to move his limbs. Hayato found renewed motivation and decided to face the future bravely with a smile on his face after Myuu offered to give her dad her own legs.

*****

If MatsuJun and Karina hooked up in real life it would be like Brangelina, only way younger and no scorned ex-wife involved, oh and I would like this couple. I am not the biggest Brangelina fan because I grew up watching "Friends". Besides Brad is old now, like have you seen how they tried to make him look like he was in "Meet Joe Black" again but failed oh-so-miserably in "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button"? (Ah ha! I watch movies that are non-Japanese too. Who would've thought?) He looked like a freakin mannequin from all the make-up. xD Failed efforts. Time does not wait for anyone, not even Brad Pitt.

And if MatsuJun's sperm and Karina's egg were to merge, the kid would look better than that. I am thinking somewhere along the lines of the most beautiful porcelain doll you have ever seen. I exaggerate. xD Jun is not THAT hot, but Karina is. Her hotness evens things out. xD

Jun had everyone deceived, trying to play the happy, loving, cheerful daddy. He couldn't trick me though. I see him for the gay Do-S midget-fancier that he is. xD I kid. I read that it was based on the true story of a man who really was sick. There were some heartfelt, warm moments. I guess this is worth the time. This is part of the 24Hr TV even which was held back in August last year. I watched it a while back, but you see... I didn't quite bother.

Until recently, I watched "Kimi wa Petto" again. So I was kinda in a MatsuJun mood. A noble effort on MatsuJun's part to play a physically challenged man. It is not an easy role to play. At least far more difficult than any of his other roles where all he had to do was walk around and be arrogant. There wasn't much emphasis on Karina's character though, she was just playing the supporting wife who was meant to be outshone by Jun's character. Karina was just there to look pretty. The kid just had to act all cutesy and smile and talk in a high pitched voice.

Can you tell that I really hate kids?

I hate kids.

Last entry for the next few days. ^^ As tradition has it, people who celebrate the Lunar New Year will have a feast on New Year's Eve. We eat like we don't know what the eff 'carbs' and 'fat' and 'cholesterol' is. Whatever comes next, we worry later.

Reitings: 3.5/5

[Movie] Hana Yori Dango ~Final~

2008

Starring: Matsumoto Jun, Inoue Mao, Oguri Shun, Matsuda Shota, Abe Tsuyoshi, Fujiki Naohito, Akira, Kato Natsuki, Kaga Mariko, Kobayashi Susumu, Ishino Mako, Inoue Takayuki...

Set 4 years after the events of Hana Yori Dango Returns, as Tsukasa and Tsukushi are planning their marriage, Tsukasa's mother, Kaede entrusts a family heirloom to Tsukushi - a tiara that has 4 different types of gems and symbolizes happiness to the couple that possesses it. The tiara is called 'The Smile of Venus'.

As Tsukasa and Tsukushi were having their... almost daily lover's spat, a man broke a window in their hotel room and escaped with the prized tiara. Tsukasa tried to go after the man but failed. When they got back to the hotel room, the window was restored and the hotel staff acted as if they had neither seen nor heard anything.

Follow the strange series of events, Tsukasa and Tsukushi traveled around the world to track down the tiara for the sake of their upcoming wedding. Should they lose the tiara, they might not even have a wedding. Can the couple trust each other and face the obstacles together? Or will their relationship crumble in the face of danger?

DUM DUM DUM DUM~ Drama ensues.

*****

So... the 'good bye' towards the end of the movie means that the cow is dry? I mean, they should realize that the cow is dry right? I bet the udders are old and wrinkly. xD What? It is a metaphor. Anyways, they didn't hold back on showering this production with all the money it needs eh? Across continents they traveled to shoot this movie. From Japan to Vegas to Hong Kong... and then to some presumed deserted island. I guess they want to glamourize the last bucket of milk they squeeze from the franchise.

I can see why this was much fussed over, I mean, we want an ending to our story. And as if the previous endings were not satisfactory enough, when a new ending pops up, naturally, we are curious. This story focuses more on the main characters of Tsukasa and Tsukushi. It is very fun watching Jun the smartass play Tsukasa the idiot. And Jun and Mao's chemistry can be seen clearly in this installment, I guess the cast forged a tight relationship through the years. If Jun weren't so gay, I'd hope some sparks got transfered off screen. Oh well.

Though the Domyoji Enterprise's fame was a bit exaggerated. What is Tsukasa? Like the Japanese male version of Paris Hilton? xD I mean, a tattoo-clad American truck driver asking for his autograph? Yeah, right. But gosh, Jun and his skinny bag of bones... hunting for fish... swimming, shaving. Topless. Ah~ turned on, I am. xD For a moment there, I forgot he nances around when he isn't Tsukasa. Just a moment though. xD

Inoue Mao looks pretty here and of course, especially in that final scene. I am relieved that it is over though, albeit a bit sad. I mean... there was always the next Hanadan to look forward to, but not anymore. Oh wait... Korean version. Fat chance I am going to watch it though. Cos like, I bet it will be drenched in tears. The Japanese version is funny. The Taiwanese version is horrible. Horrible. I don't want to remember it. Oh~

Ah, finally, they let the cow rest. About time. It was fun watching it even if the plot is a lame excuse for making more money. Sigh.

Rating: 4/5

[Buzz] Myuu no Anyou Papa ni Ageru

They could have casted a cuter kid as the offspring of Jun and Karina. I mean, its Jun and Karina. Their kids could be more genetically blessed, really.

I always liked Karina cos she's hot and she's not all cutesy. In "Bambino" I had hoped that Jun and Karina's character would hook up. But it wasn't the case and I was disappointed. xD

NOW NOW NOW, they are making them hubbie and wifey~ They're so... compatible, physically speaking. Its not just how deep their features are, its their height as well. Its just... I am moved to tears. I need a moment...

Yeah, I know, such a drama queen, I am.

I watched that episode of SMAPxSMAP where Karina appeared with her sisters. Ah... they're all tall and purty. Life is just unfair. Really, it is.

What a picture perfect family they can make if they hook up for real. Damn, I should stop pairing people up like that.

[Buzz] Maou and Hana Yori Dango Final

I am trying to act mature and unaffected. So, yeah. Wait, calm down. No, I am not turned on by evil!Ohno. No siree. Nope. T_T OMFG, so evil.

There's this news clip on Maou, it appears that Nino will guest star in it. Oh yeah, and in the end of the clip, there's Ohno's voice saying "I'll teach you the true meaning of fear." DUM DUM DUM DUM! Oh... to tell the truth I was creeped out there for a bit.

Cannot wait. Its starting, its starting SO SOON.



In this magazine scans, it is said that Nino will appear in episode one as someone whose daddy is murdered by Ohno. I think. Then Nino said that he wants to appear in more episodes but then there are 3 more Arashi members. WHAT IS THIS A HINT? A HINT? Are all of them coming out to support their captain?! Oh... this is too much for my heart to take. Oah be still, my heart. The member love is fake, the member love is staged. No I cannot, it cannot be real? I need to maintain my composure. *Breathes in and out* Okay~ I am cool.

Its also announced that Arashi will appear as special guests in Hana Yori Dango Final! xD What will they do in there? What will they do?! Cabaret girls? Yes, yes. Please. TT_TT xD What? You know these boys love all these crossdressing + cosplaying thing.