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[Movie] Ooku

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2010

If gender roles were reversed and women ruled the world, what would become of the concubines?

While this movie focuses on more than the 'manly' squabbles of the shogunate concubines, I would very much rather focus on the small picture. It is rather intriguing. We will slowly back out to focus on the big picture, but right now, just right now, we will talk about pretty boy squabbles for position and power.

Many times have we watched a movie, a drama serial about the concubines of Imperial China. The Emperor would be the cock in charge (forgive the uncouth language, for the lack of a better word...) and the women will fight each other in an endless (and often deadly) competition for the man's attention. 

Women, their nature is conniving and possessive. It is only natural that they would fight each other for a man's attention. As reality dictates, a woman would fight another woman for a lesser man, much more can be said if it were the Emperor of China. 

Now, imagine if the concubine grew penises. Imagine the concubines' places taken up by a bunch of pretty boys. There you go. What a wonderful idea, no?

Say, an epidemic stormed the land, infecting the men - and only the men. What is left is a surplus of women and suddenly, the roles reversed. The shogun is a woman and hundreds of men are lining up, pining to be in the good graces of the shogun. 

Such is the world in which our central character, Mizuno lives. Forced to abandon his first name when he entered the inner chambers a.k.a. Ooku when prospects were growing thin for a descendent of a samurai, Mizuno found himself in a bizarre world. Male servants of the shogun were ranked by hierarchy of those who were the favourites of the shogun slowly down to the ones whom are not worthy to be seen by her. 

The good thing about a reverse harem of pretty boys is that they can bed a higher ranking pretty boy to leap up. Handy, no? Not necessarily more peaceful than a harem of psychotic women, this offers a different look into an alternate world where for once, women had to pay for sex and they had to do the chasing. Interesting, no?
A wonderfully entertaining watch! Makes me want to get my hands on the manga.

[Drama] Ryuusei no Kizuna

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Autumn 2008

Starring: Ninomiya Kazunari, Nishikido Ryo, Toda Erika, Kaname Jun, Ryo, Nakashima Mika, Shitara Osamu
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Three siblings - Koichi, Taisuke and Shizuna - snuck out one night to see a meteor shower without their parents' permission. When they returned home, their home transformed into a bloody murder scene as their parents lay motionless on the floor. The two policemen in-charge found themselves feeling sympathy for the three children but helpless when it comes to solving the case due to a lack of suspect and evidence. More than a decade later, during the year the statute of limitation runs out, the policemen found renewed motivation to attempt on solving the case.
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The three orphans grew into young adults who remained close while none of them forgot the resolution that they made all those years ago - to seek out the murderer themselves and kill him.
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Koichi currently works in a restaurant owned by an interesting man. The smart, calculating one. He responsibly took up the role of a big brother as he looked out for his younger siblings after their parents' death. He undoubtedly was the most affected by the loss of his parents as he led the 'Ariake trio' towards the path of swindling and seeking out the murderer of their parents.
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Taisuke works part-time at various shops and most often in a porn shop. The second son who is more often than not carefree and flaky. Often thought to be stupid by his siblings, Taisuke never managed to keep a part-time job for long, let alone a steady job. Taisuke plays a pivotal role in their quest to seek out their parents' murderer as he was the only one who saw the murderer leaving their house during the night of the murder.
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Shizuna, their stepsister, just got fired from her job due to constant bullying from her superior. Pretty and overprotected, Shizuna's brothers always had her back after the tragedy that befell them. Though not related by blood with the brothers, they genuinely cared for Shizuna and always put her before themselves. Shizuna was also used as bait for their swindling activities.
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The drama picks up the story from this point in time. To get on in life and earn a few extra bucks, the siblings committed fraudulent acts to various people using various comical schemes and succeeded everytime without being exposed. That was until they set Togami Yukinari as their target and what followed was a string of events which may or may not lead to the solving of the case more than 14 years ago.
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*****
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I don't love it, to tell the truth. It is not even half as engaging as I expected it would be. It is somewhat bland and dull. Though the snippets of fraud scenes were minorly amusing. It is lacking something, I have yet to find out what. Somewhat whimsical and ridiculous at times, I get that this must be the Kudo Kankuro influence as can be seen in Kisarazu Cats Eye, it is just that, I am not liking it. I don't get the humour.

Is Mika's character necessary? No. Do I enjoy her? Always. But I don't like how counterproductive her character is. If they want to add a character designed for her, at last make her useful, let the character contribute to the storyline. Well at least she looks nice in here.

I don't like Yukinari. Probably because I really enjoyed that scene where Shizuna was strolling with Taisuke while talking about Mika's character and Koichi. And I was hoping that it would progress to something romantic (despite the disgusting-ness of it if it were to happen in real life. We call this a drama for a reason.)

Bananaman's Shitara showed a different side to him. Though he might be playing a character. xD Nino is... ugh... can I say "not my favourite performance"? I like Ryo's character though, quite a departure from "Last Friend"'s Sousuke. And all the costume wearing helps with the likability.

I repeat - I don't love this drama. But I will finish it. Because I am sure I will have committed a crime punishable by death if I miss a drama starring two of my favourite Johnny's bois. xD Oh yes, I said it.

In episode 7, when the brothers were discussing about Shizuna and Yukinari's relationship and how Shizuna was falling for the son of their enemy, that final yell that Koichi let out was creepy. He scares me now. That face, the anger in his eyes - almost maniacal. I had goosebumps. That yell was not the whiny ones that Nino would make when an Arashi member was being dumb. It was lower, (with a teeny hint of Ninoness.) Creepy.

It always struck me as strange how he would yell and be mean to Taisuke but is all nice to Shizuna. So the little sister needs all the love and protection and the little brother can be pushed around. And... was that a confession when Taisuke confronted Shizuna about Yukinari? That part about how Koichi wasn't the only man who gets worried about Shizuna coming home late and stuff.

We wonder. We sure hope that pulls through because Taisuke's character is... Okay, I have the tendency to fall for idiots like that. I sure fear for myself with a taste like that. Anyways, is Shizuna not stupid? I mean, like, if you know falling for him would not give you a happy ending - at least not easily, then don't. It is simple as that? I mean, you can, at one point, choose to like or not like someone. It is not that I trivialize feelings like that, but people are all independent by nature. You don't have to love someone to live. There are other things in life.... like... I don't know... YOUR FAMILY? Your career? Geez, instead of moping like that, maybe Shizuna should try to... I don't know... get a job?! I mean, rich spoiled boys are really annoying anyways. Always walking around with a sense of... entitlement. It is rich boys like these who are able to be nice like Yukinari is because situations did not force him to be a bit more selfish to survive. Their world is all bright and shiny. I hate rich people. But I do intend to be one. xDDD

In episode 8, when the cop was asking Koichi what would he do if the murderer was made known. The way Koichi would answer "I'd kill him, I guess," so easily. Is that not creepy? Koichi officially scares me. Now that I think of it, he decided to kill when he was young. That is very creepy. Can he actually be, like a sociopath? Cos I think Nino is one. I will explain that later.

The FINAL episode just aired last night, I think. I am satisfied. Though the process of getting towards the ending is long and rather boring, filled with redundant scenes and 'family love', the ending was very engaging. With the sudden turn of events, the murderer turned out to be NOT whom they thought it was. With Togami Yukinari's father off the hook, Shizuna can have her happy ending. I didn't understand why Koichi had to turn himself in for the swindling, but I guess they want to instill moral values in all who watch the show. All goody-goody and happy. I find Nakashima Mika's character unneeded and forcefully written into the show. Though I don't mind it, I like watching her seduce Koichi. And Ryo. Oh... so... hot. So hot. I like Shitara as a cop. xD Very believable too. And strangely, I grew to like Yukinari. Oh well. It was a happy ending as the siblings picked up the restaurant where their parents left off.

Nino, Ryo and Erika delivered wonderful performances. Nino especially. My feelings for Arashi aside, you have to admit that he was great when he realized and confronted the murderer (whose identity I won't reveal for the sake of keeping it non-spoilery for those who have yet to watch the drama) and when he saw the handle of the umbrella and when the truth hit him. Very intense, I like. Ryo's acting improved. I mean, the upbeat, happy character of Taisuke might have suited him well or something. He is not as stiff as I remembered back in "Attention Please". I am glad. Erika too was good in here. I skipped "Code Blue" so I don't know how she performed there, but she has almost always been believable. This is the first time I saw Shitara Osamu, one half of the comedic duo - Bananaman play a serious character, and of course, that is new. Mika... her performance is... funny. Better than Nana. xD

Rating: 3/5

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[Talk] Nino... What...? Ryo?

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I... Nino... he... Ryo's...

What the feck?

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I cannot wait for the their drama now. CANNOT WAIT.

Its his damn shoulder that Nino kissed. SHOULDER.

Nino is a pervy molester.

And for Sho to say that shoulder-kissing/molesting is common in Arashi.

Well... yeah, I am not surprised. But, you see... they don't have to broadcast to the world that their a great big orgy group now do they?

^^ There's the two idiot again.

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I have a problem deciding who is gayer, Jun or Nino. And everytime Nino does something like this, I like him a little bit more.

About Ryo. I understand why he is so mean to Shige, but I don't know why he is so mean to Shige. Am I making sense here? I understand because I am that mean (or meaner) to certain people before, but I don't know why he is that mean because I don't know why I am this mean as well. xD Its the nature of a person, I guess.

I don't like Ryo as much anymore because, from what I see, he is... actually a posing, egoistical ass. But I still like him. xD It don't know... its... During the tour documentary, I bet he said all those stuff just cos there's a camera. And I don't doubt a lot of the performers are like that. But at least he should make an effort to try and hide it, instead of just carrying it on like he doesn't give a shit.

He has been hanging out with Jin and Pi too much. (Right, just like me, stating the obvious.) But perhaps he should show Shige a bit of a respect in front of so many viewers. Just a bit of a respect. At first I thought it was just for fun, bullying Shige and laughing along with everyone. I thought that he didn't really just want to make Shige suffer. But yeah, I kinda realize that Ryo is the devil and he really is trying to make Shige suffer.

I was watching Never Ending Wonderful Story when Ryo told the fans that "I love you guys more than Kato Shigeaki." and now I am watching Pacific and he ignored Shige's offer for a handshake on purpose for so many times. You kinda feel bad for Shige yet find it a bit funny that Shige just keep taking it in.

Yes, bullying is happening within that group. That much is obvious.

[Buzz] Fall Drama - 流星の绊

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HERE

T_T I have tears in my eyes. (No I don't. Its a sentence that merely expresses great joy indescribable by anything else.) Oh~ No wonder I woke up today to find the sky bluer and the sun brighter. Oh~ Oh~~~~~~~~~~~

xD Yeah, I should stop that shit. Basically, the drama will have Nino, Ryo and Erika playing siblings whose parents died 14 years ago. Someone killed the parents. Something about taking revenge for their parents or trying to catch em.

Apparently, it is replacing Maou! It will be on TBS, Friday nights at 10 p.m.. Some mysterious dude was the original writer. The script was written by the same dude who wrote "Ikebukuro West Gate Park" (The one that has Nagase Tomoya and Yamapi, apparently it was rather critically acclaimed. Didn't even finish watching that shiet.) this drama will be the dude's first work since that drama 12 years ago. (WOW)

Can I express how much I love the cast? Nino and Ryo... well I don't really have to highlight how much I love to have them in the drama! Erika~ I am pretty sure I saw her the first time with her playing MisaMisa in the Death Note movies. I really liked MisaMisa's style back then. The clothes, I mean. (I was a teenager, people make mistakes. Or not.) Her character in "Nobuta wo Produce" was great too. I watched "Galcir", "Tatta Hitotsu no Koi", "HYD 2", "Liar Game" (So didn't finish that one.) and now "Code Blue". I have "Ushi ni Negai wo" and "Yukinojo Henge" but didn't find time for the former and the latter was too disturbing, having Tackey crossdressing made me nauseous.

Ryo was in "Ganbatte Ikimasshoi" which I went through quickly because Suzuki An was getting on my nerves. Then he was in the very, extremely popular "1 Litre of Tears" which I watched repeatedly and was very, very much lovin it. Then came "Attention Please". Then I was screaming how he was typecasted. Always the nice dude who stood by the female main character. Like, I know already, give me something new! Then came the much fussed about "Last Friends". Thus he was able to break away from playing the main character's boyfriend!

Then it is Nino~ I vaguely remember seeing him in "Minami-kun no Koibito" before I got into Arashi. Didn't watch it religiously because the concept of the drama is stupid. Loved "Namida wo Fuite" though, "Stand Up" was a bit too weird and Suzuki An was bugging me again, then came the SPs "Marathon" and "Sukoshi wa, Ongaeshi Dekitakana", both being brilliant, I tried watching "Haikei Chichiue-sama" but it was too boring. Then "Yamada Tarou Monogatari" was hilarious and fun to watch. Watched too many of his movies too! Oh but "Amagigoe" was kinda horrific in a very bald-Nino sorta way.

Yes, ah~ I am excited. Whee~~

If they should anyhow change the three actors for the three characters, I will be offended and then sad and then um... move on?

[Buzz] 流星の絆 Drama

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Okay, I am not sure about the title of this new drama. It is either "Nagareboshi no Kizuna" OR "Ryuusei no Kizuna". Frankly, I don't quite care. They can call it "Unko no Kizuna" and I will still watch it if the rumoured cast is for real.

Its about swindler siblings. A mastermind, a master of disguise and a seductress. But they weren't always like that, their parents died and they had to find a way to live. Or something. Whatever.

The best part is that Nino is rumoured to be casted as the eldest. Ryo or Toma is casted as the second and a girl is casted as the youngest, I shall make a daring assumption that it is Toda Erika because she is in the rumoured cast list.

I visited various sites to read up on the rumour and a few sites mentioned Nishikido Ryo will be playing the younger brother, some said Toma. I personally think that Nino and Ryo can make a good duo, since the two are like so short and so full of evil. BUT, a lot of Japanese sites said Toma will be playing Nino's character's younger brother.

T_T

I hope its Ryo. Cos I had previously thought that the two would make a good duo, and if they get along well, the people around them will suffer from their poison tongues, if they don't get along well, then serious poisons will be spitted.

Please be true. The drama. I don't care, I want another double-Johnny's because I am like that.

[Talk] OhMiya

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I really thought I have accepted the fact that Ohmiya knows no shame nor care about it.

Well I was wrong.

Nothing gave me a shock more than this.

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Ohno, Ohno. Someone needs to teach this little man the meaning of shame.

THEIR PUBLIC DISPLAYS OF AFFECTIONS USED TO ONLY PLAGUE THE CONCERTS AND TV SHOWS. NOW IT INFESTED THE MAGAZINE MESSAGE BOARDS.

This is a very, very loose and lousy and erroneous ranslation.

"To Nino: About the passionate kiss we shared in the Fukuoka Dome, as I thought, it has to be your lips! No other lips can be compared to yours."

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HOLY SHIT.

Now, I can understand that the adrenaline has caused them to do a liplock during lives. But to do that, and then TALK about it on printed magazines. Talk about rubbing it in. xDDDD What is he trying to make up with Nino after the Friday magazine thing? xD

And the worst part is... CHINEN CAME INTO MY MIND. I actually imagined him to be heartbroken while reading this. And Jun too. Cos obviously Ohno chose Nino. T_T

Not that I don't like the Ohmiya thing. Its just... Nino should learn to SHARE.

xD

What? You are looking at me weirdly. Don't look at me weirdly. Sharing is caring. Nino should learn to share his bed with people like Jun and Chinen too. =D Don't judge me.

xD I don't... know... anymore. Its like, even real life, steady, married couples don't kiss and talk about it like that.

Do you see Faith Hill and Tim McGraw talking about their kiss? Well... they did sing a song about making love. See I don't know which is weirder. But oh well. Whatever they're happy with.

I'm just laying back and waiting to watch the drama... AND THE NEXT EPISODE OF MAOU.

[TV] Gakkou e Ikou! MAX

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29 April 2008

Can I use the word 'moe' and be damned into the otaku-hell?

I define the word 'moe' as "OMFG The variety show producers are trying to murder me with having Nino kiss a dude who looks like a chick who has dude-like features but still is hotter than a lot of chicks."

Yes, that.

In the previous Gakkou e Ikou! MAX, we saw Nino's excitement and the expression of his wish to go on this show to see dudes who dress up as chicks because we all know that Nino loves Ohno in that maid outfit a while back. We also know that Nino likes crossdressing. That Chinese qipao that he wore... I initially thought that he wanted to go on the show to get some crossdressing ideas or learn a few tricks like "How to hide your Adam's apple?" or "How to make your eyes sparkle?" you know, girlish stuff.

But no! We later find that Nino sneaked on to the show to kiss dudes and kneel in front of the sexy long legs owned by dudes. Nino you sneak. Ken got to lie on a dude who looks like a chick's lap. Ah, we can tell, the boys were having fun being gay. Ah, can you tell? I am having fun watching the boys being gay. I can also tell, they went home with little crushes that day. What? I am not fabricating stories. I am just... xD entertaining myself?

Junichi and Go both chose Suzuki as well. The one that kissed Nino and hugged Nino and chose Nino. Even the old dude was like caressing his face in the picture. Gasp, old dude forgot Kumamoto! How could he?! Men are crap. They love new things and then abandon old things.

Nino really looks way better with his new shorter hair. Well, its not new in idol context... but I need another haircut. I am thinking... maybe I should get the haircut of one of the participants. The one that they said looks like a news announcer. Yes, that one. xD The first participant got to have Nino ogling his fake boobies. Bitch. What? I kid. Second participant played around with Nino's hair. xD Lucky bitch. I'd steal a few strands and then frame it. xD What?

The one that looks cute... got to kiss Nino. Well i forgot which it is but whatever. The last one got to kiss Nino too. If Ohno watched this... he'd so go and kiss Chinen for revenge. xD You watch. He will, considering how loyal Chinen is. xD Yes, I watched that Heyx3 HSJ appearance. The last participant had Nino crawling on all fours at one point. Literally. xD

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[SP] Amagigoe

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1998

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Set in the 40s the owner of a printing company flashes back to his teenage days - more specifically, the year 1926. He recalls the day he attempted to run away from home when he was 15. Climbing the Amagi Mountain, he wanted to go to Shizuoka to meet with his brother who had also ran away from home. The boy, Takichi, wanted to go to school and refused to take over the blacksmith business of his drunkard of a father.
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On the way to Shizuoka, he met with several men and a prostitute named Hana. Takichi was drawn to Hana and the two accompanied each other until they saw a labourer on their way back to Takichi's hometown. Hana then sent Takichi away, the two never met again.
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The scene then went back and forth from the middle age men to Hana's situation, being told to the older Takichi by a retired policeman who once arrested Hana for murder of the labourer.
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*****

Ten years ago, Ninomiya Kazunari, aged 15 played a 15-year-old. A year ago, Ninomiya Kazunari, age 24, played a high school aged 17 at the most. So basically, Nino just aged 2 years in the 9 years' time. Lol.

And, the actress who played Hana played Nino's mom in Marathon. What a reunion! 9 years later, they met again. From Nino having the hots for her to being Nino's mom. This shows how the world will age and Nino will age... just a little. xD

I think its the Black Gums. Its slowing down the aging process.

From what I know, this tanpatsu is Nino's first acting endeavor. Its... err... bad. But considering how its his first, its... acceptable.

Lol, his eyes were so tiny back then, its funny! He looked like a nutty kid.

I had this SP somewhere, but I never watched it... I didn't know Nino is in it. Had I known, I would have watched it long ago. xD



[Drama] Namida wo Fuite

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2000

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Katsuo took in four kids when his senior died trying to save his wife from the burning house. The fire led to a tragedy where the mother of the four children was left in a comatose state and the four children are left without a roof above their heads.
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Kenta, the eldest appears to be a cold, unfeeling bastard but err.. is not. But he always seems to be in a PMS state and barks a lot at his benefactor. Oh it must be the puberty. Gosh teenagers... but then it cannot be blamed. Gosh the kid's life took a large impact because of that damn fire. Gosh why did the fire have to happen? Momo, the second kid, and only girl takes up the role of mommy to the two younger ones. Kouta, the third one looks like he is born from a different couple because god the other three look so cute and nice and all but this one looks weird. Ryota, the youngest wets his bed. A lot. And he strangely looks like that kid from Mukodono. I don't know who kidnapped who. Or are they long lost twins? xD

Anyways, this drama follows the lives of Katsuo and these four kids...
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*****

ToT Sad dramas should be banned. BANNED. But then it gets happy after a while.

BlackGums age 17 looks older than BlackGums age 20 but younger than BlackGums age 23. I couldn't see if his gums were black back then.

Ueto Aya aged 15 looks cute and more likable before she got type-casted as the headstrong young girl trying to challenge new things, which is all she does right now...

Ueto Aya was a cute kid. So was BlackGums. Aww... BlackGums' acting talent didn't start when Iwojima came about. BlackGums really can act... especially when he cries. xD But it is said that he doesn't cry in real life.

Err... ToT

Rating:
4.5/5

Oh yeah, its good, and from 8 years ago.

Wow, 8 years is a long time ago.

And, despite the low quality of the videos... I just... cannot stop watching.

But the quality is soooo low, I'll add the caps later... xD The drama is Chinese subbed. xD Luckily...