[TV] Tensai Shimura Doubutsuen

8 March 2008

Why is the man-candy so candy-ish in this episode of TSD? I actually doki-ed a bit. And I usually don't. Ah, its the hair and the Aibird proposal. Everyone was smitten, I can tell. Yes... Ah... ♥

I... Its the hair. ManCandy McMoron has great hair. I KNEW SIDE PARTING WAS THE KEY TO MANCANDY'S HOTNESS. The next time I see ManCandy with center parting I will go and pluck out the stylist's teeth one by one, that is... after I hunt him/her down. But then I am too busy, lets forget that... xD

Aoki went and met Kamenashi. Err... then she was like "There's Aiba-kun, and I won't jump ship..." Aww... despite all that she's married. Why can't she marry ManCandy instead? But then ManCandy deserves better, like Becky... ManCandy is so hot but often ManCandy is clouded by Eyebrows McSadist. I like Eyebrows McSadist too, but ManCandy is more my type because I am S and he is M... Yes, I am Do-S, as if that is not obvious enough. Then there's BlackGums McGeek who is S and Idiot McNewscaster who is in between and Artsy McNose who is a self proclaimed M. Uh-huh, uh-huh. That's what I am calling them right now... I love their new names, its kinda nice if you don't take them as insults...

Are those otters that Aoki brought with her? Anyways, when Kame was playing with those two, Aoki was like "That's your new daddy..." You cheater. I'd totally throw Kame into the septic tank if there's ManCandy. ♥

What? ManCandy is way nicer and taller and has a nice smile and is the sunshine. ♥ Without sunshine, you'd all be dead. Because plants can't do that photosynthesis crap and then there'd be no more plants. Then the cows would all be dead. There would be no more beef so the lions would eat you instead. So without the sun, we'd all be dead. Which is why man-candy is important. And I feel retarded because I don't quite get what I just said. But my point is, ManCandy should be prioritized over some dude whose name is a combo of a tortoise and a pear.

Aoki then begged to be in "Ichi Pound no Fukuin" which she did, she became an extra. Ah I wish an episode that features more of ManCandy can appear.

Morisanchuu then did stuff with Pan-kun but no man-candy, me no watch. End of story.

Come, we shall beautify this page with screencaps of ManCandy with magnificent hair!

I threw in a picture of Suzuki Emi, the guest because she's so hot. And rumour has it she did Eyebrows and many other Johnny's. She is what every fan should aim to be. LOL. I kid, I kid.

[TV] Tensai Shimura Doubutsuen

23 February 2008

This episode will be referred to as "The episode where Aoki Sayaka forgot that she is fat and tried to crush poor Aiba's cervical vertebrae". What? I really don't have anything against Aoki, lol. In fact, I like it that she has enough taste to see that Aiba is hot... you know, how usually people go Jun Jun Jun Jun... not that I have anything against Jun...

Ah, Aiba talked with his mouth full again. I suspect that man has the mental age of a ten-year-old when he was guessing the answer for the quiz.

[TV] Tensai Shimura Doubutsuen

2 February 2008



Aiba appears as one of the hosts in this show about animals and occasionally, he gets to feed animals, interact with them while working as a zoo worker and stuff. Occasionally, he gets to eat good food if he correctly guesses the mystery guest. Although most of the time he just... fails to guess the guest or is one of the last to guess correctly and the food is already gone.

He also gets to flirt with regulars of the show such as Aoki Sayaka or Becky. I think his hanky panky with Aoki is just for entertainment and he actually harbours an all-consuming admiration for Becky. That's the way I would have their story go, but yeah, I have great imagination. I'd also like to say that Aiba is stuck in a triangle love story with Jun and Sho, but I would be really exaggerating because after those scandalous piccies with him and his topless then-girlfriend kissing and all, I declare any hopes of him being gay invalid. So yeah, Aiba and Becky!



Seeing those pictures smashed my dreams. Thank you media. Thank you for ruining my ability to imagine the three being all happy, rolling down fields covered in sakura petals. Thanks.

Oh, TSD... he dressed as an owl this week, and did a backflip. He appeared for about like... five minutes only, and I watched the whole show for the five minutes. I watch the show weekly for the five minutes because GRA and Arashi no Shukudaikun is just not enough!



They had to guess what an owl did to react when it sees that... long thingie. Then Aiba thought that the owl would do that backflip. Lol, of course he's not that stupid, often they would do ridiculous things for entertainment purposes.

I think I like Aiba because he has that wrinkle-at-the-end-of-his-eyes thing when he smiles. Ahh... that's a killer. I know I mentioned it before, but gosh, I can't help it okay? Come to think of it Nakamaru has it too, and Kame. Ryo too... not Yoko though...

Oh when they were guessing the guest, Aoki guessed SawaEri and then was declared wrong and then she was like "Oh yeah, I should have know. Like she'd appear in this show." Lol, just recently, I read an article about SawaEri, something about her older (Really old) boyfriend looking out for her so she wouldn't misbehave anymore. Yes, Japan still loves hes despite her bitchiness. We don't mind her too!