[Movie] Kisarazu Cats Eye: Nihon Series

2003

Starring: Okada Junichi, Sakurai Sho, Sato Ryuta, Tsukamoto Takashi, Okada Yoshinori, Sakai Wakana, Kohinata Fumiyo, Yakushimaru Hiroko, Furuta Arata...

[Warning: Lotsa spoilers. Beware.]

Half a year passed and Bussan found himself alive and kicking. The quintet yet again found themselves involved in crazy shit and getting out of trouble illogically easily.

Bambi retains his Mr. Kisarazu title for two years. The future scene where the four became crazy old men pestering a pizza delivery guy who looks exactly like Bussan showed that Moko and Bambi remained together - or not. Really I cannot tell which is the truth and which is crap in the Kisarazu Cats Eye series. But yeah, Bambi and Moko are still tight... Moko still seems to have a thing for Bussan. Anyways, Bambi seems to have beaten Bussan to the title, yet again.

Master, still married. Still horny despite marriage. Still manage to retain his wife's affections by saying "I love you".

Ani... we now know Ani's real name and it is too complicated to call therefore, Ani is fine with being Ani. Ani is still stupid.

Ucchie is no longer such an enigma. It has been revealed in the previous series that his dad is a spy for the CIA. Well, I'd think that his dad is an English-speaking wacko who loves the sea and Ucchie's mom probably have kinky games to play with his dad while his dad dresses up as a sailor.

Ozzy is back!!! T_T But there's a twist! xD

Kishidan is back too! xD This drama is getting more and more hilarious with every spawn it throws out.

The moment they sing the Kisarazu Cats Eye theme song. I choked. I seriously choked. xD OMFG like... Okada Junichi is not like this~ unless when he is high. I think he gets high before filming such characters.

The boysies' adoration for Aikawa Sho is just... I can't even begin to express how ridiculous this is. This reminds me of Stephen Chow and his ridiculous movies which I just cannot tear myself away from. Though nowadays, I cannot hold an interest for more than a month. Sad. Me.

Anyways, xD CAMEOS are great.

So, this time, there will be Korean hostess club, money forgery, an old flame of Mirei's and lots and I mean LOTS of Yassai Mossai. xD Oh yeah and their other worldly experience of sex and crabs. (Not pubic lice, the crabs you eat. Like the ones with the hard shell.) And... how can I forget the Gomingo Monstaaa...

Yeah, to sum it all up in a few words: Pure Crap.

Rating: 2.5/5 I am extremely entertained. Extremely. But... seriously? I don't get it at all. xD Its kinda like... its so bad, its good.

[Drama] Kisarazu Cat's Eye

ada2002

Episodes: 9

Starring: Okada Junichi, Sakurai Sho, Sato Ryuta, Tsukamoto Takashi, Okada Yoshinori, Sakai Wakana, Kohinata Fumiyo, Yakushimaru Hiroko, Furuta Arata, Narimiya Hiroki...



This drama follows the story of Bussan (real name Tabuchi Kouhei) who was diagnosed with cancer when he was 21 years of age. It was then that he decided that he was going to do some serious shit, since he had only 6 months to live, he might as well just go around and do all sorts of shit along with 4 of his pals, Bambi, Master, Ani and Ucchie. Set in a town called Kisarazu, hence the title and the name of the group, the story is laced with eccentricity and um... wackiness.



Actually, the idea sprouted when Bambi asked Bussan if he has anything that he wants to do before the half a year passes by, besides what he had been doing up till that point in time - which is drinking and baseball and that is about all. After considering the alternatives at hand... such as finding a girlfriend, debut in a band and being a pornstar, Bussan settled on the idea of doing suspenseful crap.



Bambi is a university student, Master is a father, Ani is the loser elder brother of a future baseball star, Ucchie... he is an enigma. And Bussan is a dying man. This is the story of how friends support each other through doing meaningless stuff when one of them is dying. ^^


*****

Frankly, I have no effin' idea what the story was actually conveying or where the story was heading. Its a weird one, sort of like young people doing meaningless crazy shit kinda story. The money they got from their adventures are never used for themselves.

You know... weird stuff.

Young Sho. xD Back when he wasn't that stupid. Young Okada, before he becomes the hotshot that he is today. Tsukamoto Takashi, whom to this day, isn't really as big as he should be.

I like the cast, I like the concept of young people doing crazy shit. I like how Bussan decided that he should do something different before his death. I like the weirdness of the drama. But above all, I like the idea of friends sticking together through thick and thin. You don't get that in real life. NO YOU DON'T. Plus there is a hint of humanity in the drama. Just a hint. Amongst all the crazy stuff.

Yeah, and when did Okada become the sex-oozing mancandy that he is today? I would say around the time he starred in Tiger and Dragon eh? He should always have black hair, with black hair, he has that refined... perfect look. I said it before and I will say it over and over again. I think Okada is the hottest man that has debuted under Johnny's Jimusho and is still in the industry. Because the early old farts, I am unsure of how they look with proper grooming, I will begin only with SMAP. KimuTaku's looks eroded through time and him, at his peak, to me, is still not as hot as Okada. Period.

I look at Okada and the image of a boy born with a silver spoon stuffed up his ass came to me. He lost almost all of his Kansai accent hasn't he? Wonder why. T_T Back then, he was totally stupid. As was Morita and Miyake. Watching V6's early shows is extremely entertaining.

Sakurai Sho... what can I say about the man?

Rating: 3.5/5 - Solely because of the hotties. I don't get the first few episodes. The eccentricity threw me off. But, the cameos are great. Aikawa Sho, Kishidan. xD And the name dropping. From The Blue Hearts to Yoshiki of X Japan to Komuro Tetsuya. xD Luv it. References to pop culture of Japan... though a wee bit outdated... but yeah. Tsumabuki Satoshi!!! xD

[TV] Domoto Tsuyoshi no Shoujiki Shindoi

Date: A very long time ago.

DoTs was asked to call a bunch of Johnny's and ask them out and do stuff that idiots do. He called Nagase first but couldn't reach him, then he called Tsubasa. I think Tsubasa said he could go within 40 minutes, DoTs was like, okay 20. Then Tsubasa really did go within 20 minutes or so. Then he called Inocchi. Tsubasa came to meet him then they went to pick up Inocchi. DoTs lied to Tsubasa that they were picking but Matchy instead. xDDD Tsubasa tensed up and was so nervous. In the van, they talked about how DoTs went to Tsubasa's house to use the washroom, and how his parents were shocked out of their pants. Then it turns out to be Inocchi who was waiting for them to pick up. Inocchi was doing a cosplay of Higashiyama.

Tsubasa is like an innocent little puppeh~~ when he is with DoTs. He looks up to DoTs a lot, you know? Its so adorable. Its like a little boy looking up to Hannibal Lecter or like, Hugh Hefner. Its really cute.

Then they went to eat and then Inocchi called DoKo after all the V6 didn't pick up their phones. DoTs tried to speak English at the restaurant then the rest followed, and Tsubasa talked about F1 with DoKo. DoKo and Inocchi were psyched about the girls in umm outfits.

The four walked around, got some takoyaki and then went to buy headgear of some sort. They then went for karaoke where Inocchi and DoKo showed how they were good senpais by messing up Tackey and Tsubasa's "Yume Monogatari". DoTs later sang a part of the song very, very well, not messing up a syllable. The other two were amazed. They called Taichi who played with them through the phone.

They then masked Inocchi and then intruded another karaoke room with four girls and KinKi Kids sang "Garasu no Shounen", their debut song. Tsubasa is so... awww. When Tsubasa laughs, it reminds me of a little kiddie. I like Tsubasa. DoKo Then left for work.

The remaining three went to the public bath. Yes, peeps of their asscheeks. Its obvious that DoTs and Inocchi went tanning a lot. Artificial or not. Tsubasa was fair from the hip down. Oh yeah, it was THAT obvious. Tsubasa and DoTs are really close, I think it is after they filmed "Summer Snow" together. Tsubasa said that DoTs is the senpai he admires most... aww... DoTs loves Tsubasa a lot too. Its a special bond. Sorta like Jun and Ryo, only less Do-S.

Then they went to pick up Okada and sent the two V6ers to M-Sta as they were performing there. When they picked Okada up, they made Okada embarrass himself by jumping and then say "Kisarazu Cats Eye" aloud, which he said it, but not as loud as I had hoped. The song V6 performed in M-sta is "Arigatou no Uta". DoTs and Tsubasa messed around during rehearsal then went off to prepare dinner after doing some grocery shopping.

Tsubasa then asked to leave as he had work the next day which DoTs allowed lovingly. Then Okada came by to have dinner. It was quite obviously awkward at first but then the tension in the air got better. They ate, they bowled, then played table tennis, then they played billiards. Then they lit some fireworks. Then it was the end. Some Kansai men bonding happened there. xD Okada is so shaggable, I kid you not.