[Buzz] Matsuda Ryuhei Sorta Effed Up

Eh, a couple of days ago, it was announced that Matsuda Ryuhei and girlfriend, Ohta Rina tied the knot on 11 January 2009. Ohta turned 21 that day. The couple is expecting a baby. Oh the elder Matsuda brother is... a father.

I give the couple 5 years.

What? The girl just turned 21 this year~ I am 21 and I am still a kid (at heart). I dunno, but yeah, best wishes to them. xD I think they make a pretty couple. They've been together for a while. And a while, in normal people's terms mean 30 years. But they're like celebrities and stuff, so...

This Ohta Rina... she's been in a couple of movies, none of which I have watched. A shotgun marriage means the father is going to work to bring the bread home and the mother's career will be put on an indefinite halt.

Sigh, it is always unfair on the women. Really, why can't men have the kids instead? (The woman-turned-man on Oprah doesn't count.)

xD We are indifferent about the marriage. We do hope to see more of Matsuda Ryuhei and celebrity marriages in the future. And like... was there a ceremony? Did younger brother Shota play Mr. Best man? Just wondering, really.

[Buzz] When Hina met Erika

Hina a.k.a. Murakami Shingo of Kanjani8 is rumoured to be dating Toda Erika. Websters all over made jokes about them having hot Kansai sex. The two were apparently spotted together on numerous occasions and various rumours about them taking their relationship really seriously were spread. The two was said to have met on the set of "Arigatou, Okan" probably some tanpatsu drama aired back in October.

Do I like it? TOTALLY. OMFG TOTALLY. Like, have you not noticed that of late, Hina has gotten like really dirrrty sexy hot? I have. I have seen people who think he is ugly and all... but he one of the very few Johnny's with an ounce of manhood in his appearance, seriously. Like... dirrrty sexy hot. All that facial hair. I bet he has some chest hair. Right? Please?

Sure, back in his early days he wasn't like hot and probably a bit noisy. But OMG recently. Very recently. I think he might be the most shaggable in Kanjani8. xD I mean, sure, Ryo's my favourite. But doesn't mean he has to top my list for everything right? I mean... we can tell that Hina has lots of manliness and probably a big manhood. What?

Toda Erika, I like! It is not recently that I like her... was it back when I watched "Death Note"? I read the manga and I liked MisaMisa. Did I? Well, I change a lot, but I liked Toda Erika and I am glad that she is NOT banging one of those sissy wusses from KAT-TUN but Hina. xD She is not all cute and cheerful and happy. That's why I like her. She's not excessively cutesy. One would have expected that Erika will pick a Kansai boy for herself. xD

Oh, I hope they last long enough to make little babies. May the males be as shaggable as Hina and the females as pretty as Erika.

[Buzz] Ohno and Some Old Chick

Well these are pictures that a gossip magazine called "Friday" published of Ohno and a woman 5 years his senior named Yoshida Kimika. It appears that Ohno took the shot with a cellphone. The idiot could have known better, really.

HERE are the piccies. Piccies of Ohno and Yoshida Kimika. Go look, I would have upped them here. xD But Ohno is not a random actor whom I will gossip about. xD I hold Arashi in high regard, so ~

The photos are not recent. And I am not upset at all. I mean, look at Ohno's face, how can you be upset?! Its adorable! I knew he'd suit the lolishota-fans! Look at the round chubby face! xD What?

But the thing with idols, is that stuff like this affects their popularity in Japan. Right before his drama airs, this shit happens. I hope it doesn't affect it. But then, if it does, he'd just shrug it off and go fishing, really.

Am I shocked that he's not gay? WHAT DO YOU THINK I REALLY THOUGHT HE'S GAY? Maybe a bit. xD Well, if he was, I wouldn't be shocked. If he wasn't... well its not really any of my business. LOL.

The two met on the set of a play in 2003 and it seems that they met up a lot of drinks. What? Its not like Ohno got caught torturing a dog, if he did, then if you make a big deal of it, I can understand. He's a man, he's gotta bang someone, you know? Men with no chicks to bang will go on and rape people. I am sure you don't wish that on Ohno.

Have to say though, Ohno can do better. xD That woman looks like a vampire thirsting for blood. Maybe Ohno should go with his FAMOUS fans such as Edo Harumi and Sakai Noriko. xD They're hotter, and Edo feeds breast milk! What? Gross, but still a good joke! xD

In the first piccie though, the woman looks pretty, sorta like Tsuchiya Anna, no?

But then there's another rumour about Ohno and Satoda Mai. Satoda appeared in Shukudai-kun wants and she's damn stupid, but cute. I think. Well I cannot judge women without being biased. So I am not going to. La~~~

Well, I wonder how am I going to re-build my fantasies of JunToshi and OhMiya now that this smashed it into pieces. LOL but tons of rumours of Ryo and Pi never stopped RyoPi-ness.

Yeah, I need to get a life.

Come, I shall go watch Maou and evil Ohno placing his face really, really close to Nino in the drama.

P/s: I found piccie of Morita Go and Ueto Aya too. And I have to say, OMFG MORITA GO! Aya could have done better, Go is so short! But oh it seems that Aya is very emotionally invested in the relationship. Go is almost thirty anyways. xD

It was running rumour that if a Johnny's boy reaches 30, they're able to go around and like... bang women and get married, as did Inocchi. Ah, the boys are all grown up~

[Buzz] Can You Say "Awww"?

I don't know when this was... but aww...

I didn't know that there was this thing happening... awww...

SawaEri looks so pretty in here...

And Nishikado... I mean Matsuda Shota looks so all-smiles.

Awww....

Awww
Awww
I found a few picture of different couples... If they're having lunch, I'd call them friends, when they hold hands... well... I'll call them a couple.

Aww... young people in love...

I feel so old... being 20 and not in love...

*Goes out to find love*

Yeah, right, maybe later.

I don't get the meaning of life anymore. Classes start, I get too busy, break starts, I turn into a vege. Its always the extremes... I wish I can have activities without being too busy.

Oh wait, wrong blog to talk about personal stuff.

But... awww... young love.

I know they're not like, YOUNG, but if its under 30 I guess its still okay, besides, its perfectly normal for people to marry in their 30s nowadays.

20s is the decade where you get the most fun and action. With freedom and money and stuff. You know, when you start to earn yet you stay at home and be parasites to your parents... but they don't really care if you don't come home for the night...

Not that I do that. Cos I am still... like... not earning, but when I EARN... Oh monay is good for health.

*Realizes she got out of topic*

Aww.... young love.

[Talk] The Magazines Have Hidden Messages

Note: I am not really delusional or crazy... I have a PC and too much free time. The keyboard looks like it needs some exercise, thats about all. And Arashi is NOT really gay... I think.

I didn't scan any of these... just thought these pictures fit the theme... xD

After much observation, light finally was shed on the many messages hidden in the mags and they tell a sad love story.


Aiba would make a cute girl. Not just if he is a girl, he'd make a cute girl, period. But he'd make a nice guy too. He's so... happy. The happiness in him is so overflowing that everyone is attracted. Even the members.


And so we see the love triangle between the three taller men in the group.


The smile is just for shows, in fact, we all know that Jun and Sho grew apart for a reason... *cough*Aiba*cough*

Aww... but then they figure out they could share... you know... sharing is caring.


Then Nino felt like he wants a piece of Aiba.


Just to make Nino jealous, Ohno wanted a piece of Aiba too. Oh Aiba is so popular...


But the love that is OhMiya prevailed...



Oh and Aiba is still confused.

END.

Okay that was lame, but whatever.

I need to go shopping.

[TV] Johnny's Countdown 07/08 - Seishun Amigo

I made some screencaps of that legendary performance of "Seishun Amigo" because I felt that the previous one I made as not detailed enough.

Besides, the HD ones are so much cooler!

But, they're in thumbnails.


Towards the end, we can see that Jin did something stupid to attract Pi's attention. We can see him looking right at no one but Pi after the stupid act only to be ignored by Pi over and over again. Jin can only be stupid when Pi's in the vicinity. Pshaw, its totally RyoPin. We can also see Jin kicking Ryo out of what I interpret to be jealousy.

And Akame... I am confused... T_T

No wonder he is always so moody when he is with KAT-TUN, he misses Pi. Aww.. ^^ What?

This blog is created for a reason. That is I can fangirl as much as I want. I am doing it. Right now. With no holding-backs.




*Ignore the subtitles* Leader speaks nonsense when he's pissed. Fine, I will keep fangirling Arashi more. I have not gotten over this stupid group yet...

Eh... what is this feeling of total bliss that I am having? Oh its the stresslessness that I am feeling that is drowning me.

The fangirl behaviour will disappear once classes start. Oh well.

[Buzz] Tetsu Engaged!

Oh excitement.

Tetsu, bassist and leader of L'Arc~en~Ciel is engaged to actress Sakai Ayana! This is news fresh from the oven!!

I liked her! She was that girl in Hana Yori Dango who appeared for like, one or two episodes as the girl who was in that competition against Tsukushi... She is in Mop Girl too... for one episode... have yet to watch that... it stars Kitagawa Keiko (once said to be dating Pi... oh she can so do better than Pi.)

She is 22 this year and Tetsu 38. Can you spell GAP?

That is a big, big gap, but who cares? They're cute together.

Didn't even know they were dating.

Lol.

But Ken and Tanaka Rena (NOT that MoMusu one) have been dating for ages... you wonder when they are going to get hitched... or have they and I don't know yet?


xD The fact that Tetsu is always in Hyde's shadow doesn't surprise me, but saddens me a bit.

He is... my favourite, you know?

BUT I am freaking surprised that he ain't gay. I mean there were rumours about him dating people... but I always thought it was a cover. Like he has the word GAY written all over him... not that I care... because it is absolutely okay. But it is just... I am surprised, you know?

Aww... it is so sweet. Like, I love weddings.

When I found out Jin was dating Uehara Takako until the industry drove them apart... I suddenly thought that everyone should get married... cos once they're married, crazy fans would kill themselves and the world would be a better place.

xD I hope Ryo dates Leah Dizon... Seriously... xD For once in my life... I stopped caring. Rumours about Ohno and Minami makes me think oh Ohno is lucky cos Minami is so cute. (Yukan Club... xD)

They should all get married, and psycho fans should just... I don't know... go check into an asylum?