[TV] Gakkou e Ikou! MAX

29 July 2008

Tee hee. Morita and Sakamoto teamed up against Okada and Inocchi in the school treasure hunt game that Morita and Nagano went on last week. Okay, the previous episode, whenever that was.


When Morita isn't making funny noises and movements, he solves puzzles THE WRONG WAY. This guy is unbelievable. Seriously. xDDDD And Okada is just silly when he is with the other members of V6. Just silly.


This big boysies kept getting teased by the students. Inocchi's expressions are like, seriously... laughable while, um... Sakamoto may be smarter than Go. Actually, I think anyone is smarter than Go.

Okay, this is ridiculous. I was from an all girls' school too you know? Why don't I get V6 members coming into my school and do crazy shit and laugh like retarded people right in front of me? Huh? Tee hee. I'll probably pretend like I am not excited. Its embarrassing. Why do you think I am blogging anonymously here? I mean, apart from avoiding fangirl attacks, of course.


Morita in his little detective hat. So hot. So hot. Ah~~

And then in the end, when the two teams were fighting for the treasure chest. Seriously, I have seen a fight like that before... BETWEEN 10-YEAR-OLDS. Tee-hee. I am so going to marry an idiot in the future. If I keep this up, I am going to. Oh, sadness. No macho knight riding sexily on a horse. Nope, but an idiot, who does things like fighting over a treasure chest, making crazy unintelligible exclamations.


It turns out that the whole episode is about this treasure hunt. The hints are very... um... very... interesting, really. But you'd have to watch to find it any interesting.

I'd really love to watch Go and Okada to team up against the other two. Because I personally just love any interaction between Go and Junichi. They're very short, the two of them. xD Two midgets running around, what a sight.

The two teams arrived at the final destination at the same time and then... fought for the chest like babies fighting for ice cream. The 'treasure' was, um... disappointing, no surprise there though.

[TV] Gakkou e Ikou! MAX

29 April 2008

Can I use the word 'moe' and be damned into the otaku-hell?

I define the word 'moe' as "OMFG The variety show producers are trying to murder me with having Nino kiss a dude who looks like a chick who has dude-like features but still is hotter than a lot of chicks."

Yes, that.

In the previous Gakkou e Ikou! MAX, we saw Nino's excitement and the expression of his wish to go on this show to see dudes who dress up as chicks because we all know that Nino loves Ohno in that maid outfit a while back. We also know that Nino likes crossdressing. That Chinese qipao that he wore... I initially thought that he wanted to go on the show to get some crossdressing ideas or learn a few tricks like "How to hide your Adam's apple?" or "How to make your eyes sparkle?" you know, girlish stuff.

But no! We later find that Nino sneaked on to the show to kiss dudes and kneel in front of the sexy long legs owned by dudes. Nino you sneak. Ken got to lie on a dude who looks like a chick's lap. Ah, we can tell, the boys were having fun being gay. Ah, can you tell? I am having fun watching the boys being gay. I can also tell, they went home with little crushes that day. What? I am not fabricating stories. I am just... xD entertaining myself?

Junichi and Go both chose Suzuki as well. The one that kissed Nino and hugged Nino and chose Nino. Even the old dude was like caressing his face in the picture. Gasp, old dude forgot Kumamoto! How could he?! Men are crap. They love new things and then abandon old things.

Nino really looks way better with his new shorter hair. Well, its not new in idol context... but I need another haircut. I am thinking... maybe I should get the haircut of one of the participants. The one that they said looks like a news announcer. Yes, that one. xD The first participant got to have Nino ogling his fake boobies. Bitch. What? I kid. Second participant played around with Nino's hair. xD Lucky bitch. I'd steal a few strands and then frame it. xD What?

The one that looks cute... got to kiss Nino. Well i forgot which it is but whatever. The last one got to kiss Nino too. If Ohno watched this... he'd so go and kiss Chinen for revenge. xD You watch. He will, considering how loyal Chinen is. xD Yes, I watched that Heyx3 HSJ appearance. The last participant had Nino crawling on all fours at one point. Literally. xD

[TV] Gakkou e Ikou! MAX

22 April 2008

They pranked Arashi with the crossdressing schoolboys. I like.

I like a lot.

Aiba asked Sho if he is fat. xD Then he figured he wasn't fat, so he kept stuffing stuff down his mouth. xD Well, you can always lose the weight. I think. I'll think about that statement and may or may not come back with a conclusion.

Anyways, xD Arashi are nice people. xD They actually did what Kentarou asked them to do eh? MatsuJun became Frozen!MatsuJun when that Kimono schoolboy came in. xD It was hilarious. Nino will appear in the next episode of Gakkou e Ikou! MAX. Am looking forward to it like crazy.

3 episodes of VS Arashi, Himitsu no Arashi-chan and Arashi no Shukudai-kun has gone by and I am determined to watch them all today. Go me!