[TV] VS Arashi

29 November 2008

I don't like Tegoshi. It is just my problem, I guess. But gosh I don't like him. So, this time, a fellow Johnny's got on the show. Tegoshi and his partner were promoting their show, "Shabake 2" which... I won't watch. I haven't even watched the first one. I did intend to, but then I cannot hold on to the Tegoshi from 2004. I miss that one. This one is just annoyingly full of himself.

It is the way he speaks, it is his tone. It is always sounds like he is talking down on others. That is acceptable if he does it only to Shige-san. (Yes, not only on Shounen Club Premium is he known as that. On this blog, we shall call him that as well. Because he is an elite.) But Arashi are like... way above him in the hierarchy of seniority which Johnny's Jimusho is said to place great importance on.

The opening talk was kinda funny. Jun was like "A young one came today." in reference to the guests... How old is Jun again? (Lets do the math, 1983, Tegoshi is my age... that is... 1987. Scratch the math, I AM YOUNG.) xD Then Ohno commented on Jun that he was cute that day and Jun got really, and I mean really pissed. I suspect that he might be secretly happy. I suspect that butterflies started fluttering and he was all giddy. I suspect a lot of things though, like perhaps... Johnny's bois throw big orgy meet-ups. I am not very reliable if you ask me.


They had a new game this episode. Two goals with nets are set up, one above the other and there is this barrier in front of them. Then there were several springboards. The ball-throwers would use them to like jump up and throw stuff. xD Very tiring but fun. Aiba overdid himself. Didn't he have like lung problems. He adopts this strange tone and aura about him everytime he is around his juniors. It is funny to watch. He gets all high and mighty, which is rare, since he is like... probably the one with the youngest mental age in Arashi.


Arashi won all the way this time. During the Rolling Coin Tower, Ohno actually volunteered himself very willingly and enthusiastically. That is a rare sight. I like the vest thingie the boisies were wearing. Makes them look adorable.

[TV] Tegomass - Ai Ai Gasa @ Shin Domoto Kyoudai

15 June 2008

The first thing DoTs asked Tegoshi was if he is still using the "Tegoshi desu" self introduction stance that DoTs 'gave' him 5 years ago. He is still using it. We know he is. xD DoTs wanted to charge him with royalties. I mean, he did invent it. Intellectual property is protected by the World Trade Organization, you know? Under the TRIPS or Agreement on Trade-Related Aspects of Intellectual Property. ^^

Then DoKo came up with a gesture like that for Masuda. Since his kanji means... gaining or something, DoKo came up with a 'fattening' gesture for self introduction. FukaKyon came up with one too. xD He used Kyoko's and then both the gestures cover their faces, so DoTs was like "That's the smell of a dangerous man..."

When Massu was talking about his recent embarrassing experience of slipping on the stairs, DoKo said that he would teach Massu the WAY to fall from stairs. (If anyone remembers, he offered that the Inoue Mao as well. xDDD DoKo, you idiot.) Massu said he has confident in beating DoKo in terms of drawing. Well yeah, but I know I can't. My god have you seen my drawing? (Chill, I know its not about me and stuff, but still... how can they call DoKo bad at drawing stuff?!)

xD Because Massu said he is the type to confess his feelings right away and DoKo is like unable to do that, neither does he believe in love at first sight, they asked him to demonstrate a confession that comes right away, as he walks down a street. xD This was hilarious. xD He just points suddenly and shouts "I LIKE YOU!" xD Idiot.

Kato came on screen looking hotter than he has ever been and he said how Tegomass's selling point is that they are cute but they are not cute actually. xD Oh Shige has this eloquence about him. He called the two KY though. xD I have to laugh every time someone says KY. xD Hilarity.

The Domoto Kyoudai Drawing Competition starts. xD Didn't they do that with Ayu as well? I love this segment. TEGOSHIIIIII! (A la Macchan from NewS's appearance on Heyx3) His drawing of Rhinos totally freaked me out. Even me. I can draw better than Tegoshi. ^^ DoKo ran around criticizing the drawings of Tegoshi and Massu and DoTs. Especially when it came to DoTs. xD DoKo's expression. xD Idiot. (Its totally a compliment, you know, like, I like them stupid.) ALL FOUR OF THEM CAN'T DRAW FOR SHIT. They are like... um... me. xD Okay, DoTs does it with a touch of individuality and abstract-ness. They then had to draw FukaKyon. I... don't quite know what to say.

I should admit that I did not and have not listened to the song yet. xD No time, too busy with other stuff. But I heard snippets of it, it sounds good. I might give it a try later. I didn't like "Miso Soup" though. I have to say, I don't quite like Massu. Yeah, he just seems a bit boring, and Tegoshi seems to contain all the makings of a prissy bitch. xD Well he is walking that pretty boy path.

[Drama] My Boss, My Hero

[Moved from my old blog.]

Starring: Tomoya Nagase, Koki Tanaka, Yuya Tegoshi, Kashii Yu, Aragaki Yui...

This is one of the most entertaining dramas I have watched recently. And I have watched A LOT of drams recently. It doesn't star Yamapi (pheww) but it is still very Johnny's. Nagase from TOKIO and Tegoshi from NewS and Koki Tanaka from KAT-TUN.

This drama is funny enough to make you tears flow, touching enough to make tears flow. T_T Ridiculous enough to make me want to throw my chair at my monitor. But I didn't.


I also discovered that to me, the funniest Japanese phrase I know is 'Imi wakanai," No matter who says it, in what situation, it just gives me a laughing fit. It strikes a funny vein or something. xD

Nagase stars as Makio, the young master of a yakuza clan *snickers* who is 27 years old and has problems adding 5 to 25. xD His father, the Boss of the gang threatened Makio that if he doesn't go back to the 3rd year of high school and graduate, his little brother (who looks really freaking annoying) will take his place as the next boss.

And so the 27-year-old, obsessive pudding lover, posed as 17 and went to school. xD He tasted friendship, teamwork and love in school. He fell in love with the girl who sat next to him and lent him a pink mechanical pencil for his exam. He learned how to be a better person, he slowly quit smoking and learnt maths, science, even English. He is so rabu rabu in here I couldn't stand it. I seriously couldn't stand the... fluffiness of the script.

Once, he read a book called 'Hatsukoi' or 'First Love' and then his mind filled with the thoughts of love then every time he saw that girl, Hikari, his heart felt funny. xD Then Koki was reading to him his horoscope and told him he was going to find a love interest, who owns something small and pink, which is the pink mechanical pencil.


It was so funny I had to pause the show, and take a breather before I continued watching. It is so funny!

Yuya's character is Jun who sits next to Makio and affectionately calls Makio Makki. Koki was casted as one of Makio's loyal followers. He worships the ground Makio walks on, it was so comical and hilarious! I *heart* Koki in here. He looks sho kiut and puny next to tall Nagase Tomoya! He looks like a monkey with no hair.

And then and then, a few episodes later, Koki came along and wanted to go to high school as well. OMG this drama is ridiculous! A must-watch. His character is Kazu and he is my favourite in the drama!

The homeroom teacher of Makio's class was so obviously smitten with Makio. It was kinda disturbing. As a punishment for Makio for ripping the school flag (I think) off to fly from the top of one building to another, Makio was asked to write an exchange diary. Whilst reading the diary, the teacher was smiling to herself like a schoolgirl in love. Although he wasn't really a student, but she thought he was, and she was so smitten with him while thinking that he was a student. She even wrote a *heart* at the end, and then realises it later. Gross *shakes head* What has happen to the world nowadays...
PUDDINGS are a big, large, enormous issue in this drama. The high school, besides education, revolves around pudding. One fine day, the canteen didn't receive pudding from the maker, the school was practically in chaos. When the announcement was made through the speakers (Yes, when puddings are not sold, they make announcements) the whole school stopped dead in their tracks and then attacked the canteen owner. xD

The next day, there was still no pudding. Dark clouds appeared above the school, and the students looked like they have had no food for ten days. The school seemed to be in a drought.

Pudding is a must! They suffered without pudding and then they all went mad. xD They even lost the will for exams. Pudding has to be soft, creamy and LIMITED. Or it wouldn't be as good. Damn, this drama good education! xD xD

The race for the puddings is indeed an intense one.

Oh, why oh why? Why are all the dramas I watched recently so good?!

The last episode... T_T

Okay, I am done.