[TV] Golden Rush Arashi

29 March 2008

Apparently, during the Hanami, people do gags and make jokes. I don't know why is that relevant to watching the sakuras blooming. So yeah.

Apparently, I am a JE Basher.... JE is the record company for KinKi Kids and NewS... since Arashi is NOT JE but more of a J-Storm. Should I try to live up to the tag and bash them too? xD Maybe I should... but I don't have the heart to... xD Cos... like... T_T

Anyways, Sho tried to do a one line gag... as expected, the reactions were kinda like how Junno's puns were. xDDD Hilarious, I tell you that Sho.

Jun wanted to do magic. xD He was really stupid in there I'm all ranking him up right now. Though there really isn't much of a rank for Arashi since they are one and the same... Jun stuffed his head in a rotating bucket-like thingie with a hole, and wooo his head spins like an owl's! Riight, I am sooo deceived.

Nino wanted to learn how to imitate, and so he did. Matsui wanted to be like Kana-chan. xD OMG I totally love Kana-chan. She is freaking hilarious! OMFG its.... making me speechless. Sho wanted to see the new female comedian pairing who wear bodysuits and nu-bras as the Japanese call them. He was totally wanting to wear the bra. xD Oh wanted to learn to speak well. xD Not sure if that worked. xD Anyways, was a fun watch.

R.I.P. GRA, a new show called VSArashi will be replacing it.

I am sad, but the new show just screams stupidity so much more that I so gotta watch it.



P/s: I would so totally update with KAT-TUN cos I am asking for it, but! they don't release new stuff. Its sad. I have a backpain... I think its my bed. I so totally need to get a new bed. xD I'm going shoppin'.

[TV] Golden Rush Arashi

8 March 2008

Eyebrows McSadist was behaving like a kid... xD Idiot McNewscaster and BlackGums McGeek went and sat down in front of the table like a bunch of kids. Artsy McNose asked a weird question, like he always does. ManCandy McMoron has great hair again.

Eyebrows was behaving like the bitch that he is... xDDD it was the highlight of the show. That, and when ManCandy was chugging beer and also he was really fascinated by the skin peeler. Also, at first, Eyebrows was standing next to Artsy Nosy when Idiot McNewscaster was opening the bottle of wine, then suddenly, BlackGums was standing in between them.

Seriously, when they were making ice cream with that round blue thing, then they had to throw the thing around like a ball... the way they were so anxious to do it... made me speechless. And I thought Eyebrows was the mature one. "Lets play, quick, quick!" What are you? Eyebrows? 8? Bad Eyebrows, the ice has to be put in slowly! No ice cream for you. Go to your room! That was what I would say if I were there.

I enjoyed this episode of GRA. Sometimes, Artsy McNose has the funniest expressions.

[TV] Golden Rush Arashi + Arashi no Shukudaikun

Golden Rush Arashi 1 March 2008

Theme: Japanese Green Tea

Jun displayed his Bambino cooking skills and wowed the world. When he was tasting the spaghetti like those chefs do, Riida said "I want to do that too," now if it was Aiba who said that, Jun would either ignore him, or smack him on the head. But this is Riida. Jun has a soft spot for Riida. And so Riida got to taste it and suck the spaghetti. (Jun even helped. Aww.) Then Nino and Riida found it fun and so they did the sucking together. The caption on the screen was "Kindergarten?"

Sometimes, these boys, you wonder if their brains are underdeveloped. I fear for the future of the entertainment industry in Japan. With kids like Chinen and Fujigaya looking up to these 'role models' I fear...



Arashi no Shukudaikun 3 March 2008

Guest: Satoda Mai

Satoda Mai is H!P. Oh yeah and she is as stupid as Aiba. xD But Nino yelled a little too loud at Aiba. I know Aiba wouldn't mind, but its just... kinda... like this ---> T^T for me because, it was really harsh, that Nino. He's like, evil.

They then had Aibaland! We love Aibaland. There were moments where Jun made moves on Riida. He touched his ass during the slow motion IT game that they were playing. No one tagged Aiba. T^T But the Juntoshis was... good I guess. Glad to see Jun joining in on the stupid fest. Now Arashi can qualify as the dumbest group in Johnny's. But we wouldn't have them any other way now would we?



I conclude that Jun would only be stupid like that with Riida and that Aiba has shrimps for brains.

Off to do my PEST analysis on Japan. Ciao.