[Talk] Gackt Might Be The Devil Himself

Not only is he immortal, having lived centuries. (Don't remind me that he recently admitted his age, that's like telling kids that Santa's actually their dad in a fatsuit... or... their fat dad. Whatever. Not good.) he eats people now. That's savvy.

Ah I miss watching Gackt talk about his crotch and sex life. Dude's probably got a thingie that has the same diameter as my arm, since he's got the confidence to flash it around.



Damn I am freaked out by him. If you stare long enough, you'll get goosebumps. I sure did. Dude's a freak.

I need to know what products he uses. Cos I once aspired to be so fair, it hurts to look at me when I am under the sun. Gackt's exactly that.

He used to be my Arashi when I was... 16? 17? Thereabouts. I'd watch Moonchild three times a day. You think I am kidding, don't you? I sure did. I could recite the lines before the devil himself uttered them. Good times, good times.

Why can't I like cool people? Like... I don't know... Jay-Z or something. See, my all things Japanese started with Gackt, a wannabe vampire whom I suspect to be Satan himself, then there's Queen (OMG Freddie Mercury and his wifebeater. I wanted to dig my eyes out. Uh... bless his soul. God knows I love the band)... there's that orgy called Arashi which I have dedicated too many hours of my life to.

My friend recently got in to Johnny's Jimusho. I warned her and she got in anyway. Told her it is like falling from the top of Taipei 101, then a hole opened up and hell swallowed you up. You can't get out.

Oh yeah, this is my 'review' of Mr. Brain, which disappointed me. I wanted to punch Kamenashi in there. I seriously wanted to punch him and throw him to Gackt and have him eaten. Kame looks like an alligator. Have I said that before? Well I haven't said it enough times.

There's my 'review' some Gackt reminiscing, some ranting and dissing.

[TV] Gackt @ Shin Domoto Kyoudai

25 January 2008

Gackt was my first Japanese obsession. Ah nostalgia. I find it interesting that he is still the idiot that he was. I have a thing for idiots. Don't we all?

KinKi Kids performed their new single "Yakusoku" at the beginning and then Gackt came out only when it was the part where they interview him. First they reminisce old times when Gackt was a regular. FukaKyon was and is a big fan of Gackt's. xDDD They then showed a video clip of back when she was 18 and went on the show on Gackt's birthday. Later, DoTs and DoKo brought out a cake that is covered with candles. So it was a cake on flames. xDDD I mean, Gackt is a couple of centuris old, is he not? They later showed videos of Gackt sleeping on the show. xDDD I was gasping for breath at this point. xD The worst thing is... it didn't look like he was acting! xD I think he was dozing off. There were a couple of videos of him almost falling from his stool. WTF Gackt? Wtf...

xD Then Gackt was answering questions with his usual suave, cool attitude and his answers were all really cool and then DoKo said that he'd use those answers should he be asked those questions in the future. xD DoKo's imitation of Gackt failed miserably. When asked what he wouldn't lose to others, the answer was competition. Then a leg-wrestling competition ensued. DoKo was the first challenger. When DoTs decided to compete with Gackt, Gackt said the person who said "ittai" first would lose. Instead of that, DoTs said "kusai". xDDDDDDD

And suddenly, I remember why I liked Gackt. He's actually a handsome man. Really handsome. I forgot about that over the years. When you compare other guys and Johnny's, you might just wonder... why? They're short, they're... not that handsome, really, in general, I meant.

Why do I like them? It makes no sense sometimes.

Frankly, I don't quite believe a word Gackt says. xD I meant in this interview and also the crap he said years ago about taking three days to make curry and walking around naked despite the room service dude going into the room when he is in hotels. xD Ah~ the good old days when Gackt was my Arashi. xD Well, then it was Dir en grey. Oh~ how much I have changed.

Gackt sang "Kimi no Tame ni Dekiru Koto"!!! Oh NOSTALGIA, I TELL YOU. I liked that song! He later sang "Jesus"... I dislike how Gackt tries to do the rock thing. It doesn't quite work for me. But that is just me... Gackt's ballads are what I like. Cos his voice is deep and... uh... he switches from key to key really well. Not that I know shit about music, really. But his voice is... ah~

Uh... this is totally unrelated, but mushrooms and tofus are the best stuff. Seriously. I haven't had a burger for... more than half a year. I think it is reaching a year. Vege makes up 70% of my daily food intake. And I used to be such a carnivore.

[PV] Gackt - Jesus

I would have thought that Gackt was throwing out a Christmas number for the upcoming holiday season. I thought that Gackt is religious. Frankly, I have no clue what he was singing about and I fear to find out. From what I can hear, he was singing about the rain and he wants to be woken up, presumably by Jesus. We cannot tell and don't quite bother to find out.

I am sorry to say, but Gackt is a bit too old to be all hardcore and stuff. I mean, Gackt is no Mick Jagger. And he... rocks funny. You know how sometimes people headbang to the music and stuff? Well, Gackt shouldn't do that. It doesn't look good. I think he is nearing forty... or is in his forties. He can't be that young. Men. They look 20 until they turn 40, then they start to look their age. And, like Anderson Cooper, older men are hotness. (Yup, we are addicted to CNN for a reason.)

The video shows Gackt and his band - is it still called GacktJob? xDDD Yes, imagine the man's ego to name his band that. Also in the video is a suicidal man who looks Caucasian. Let me tell you my interpretation of the story behind the PV. Suicidal man wants to kill himself, but he wants to dick around for a bit more. Or he was looking for some bullets. Oh well, not much of a difference there. So, Gackt was all "Take me up, take me up." Probably singing the thoughts of the suicidal man who wants to be brought to the gates of heaven. Gackt thinks he is the angel of death.

Gackt then was starting to get impatient, so he was all screaming gibberish into the poor man's ears. Gackt is like... devil incarnate. The man, at this point, was pointing the gun to his head for about two minutes, his arm was probably getting tired. The man finally shoots himself.

I have to say, though I am typing all these words with a nonchalant tone, I think this video should be banned. There are too many young, reckless, suicidal teenagers out there. This video is just encouraging it. I mean... I was watching CNN (Yup, I watch CNN.) and this teenager from Florida committed suicide in front of a webcam and people were cheering him on, for 12 hours, no one thought to do anything. It is videos like this that glamourize the idea of suicide and I think it is wrong. Gackt should be ashamed of himself. And to name such a blasphemous video after Jesus. If you kill yourself, you'd so go to hell right? I am not religious. But spending a few years in a Christian all-girl's school makes you a bit more knowledgable. xD But yeah... I don't know yet... I haven't decided on my religion. xD

Gackt should stick to ballads. xD He is no rock material. *Hides from rabid fangirls, if Gackt still has any.*

[Artist] S.K.I.N.

[Moved from my old blog.]

I am really not sure how I feel about this... new... band... but it just attracts my attention for some reason.

S.K.I.N., a band consists of Yoshiki (OLD Drag-queen-ish fellow), Gackt (REAL freak whose age is still unknown but is most probably nearing his 40s), Sugizo (DRAG queenx10000) and Miyavi (Young and hawt and a MAN)... The age gap is... big. Miyavi is like... 26 and the others are 40 and above. (Since Gackt said he is a 400+ years old immortal, we shall take it as he is over 40.)

I cracked up looking at these piccies!

Miyavi used to be in Due le Quartz or some band with a freaky name similar to that (like, get a name that we can pronounce, no wonder they all broke up. We can't even pronounce their bandnames.) and he is still so pretty. I think his solo career wasn't that bad, he was one of the few that we still hear from every now and then. Why is he joining the bunch of has-beens who are trying to make a comeback?
I think Yoshiki has got manboobs! Oh well, one cannot be young and pretty forever. Still a drama queen I see. Old habits die hard.
Those are wrinkles. I am sure. And gosh like, does he cut his hair? I didn't like his previous band, Luna Sea, so I guess it is no surprise that I don't like him.
Something sparked in me when I saw Gackt. Good-old Gackt. Without Gackt, I don't think I would be crazy over the Johnny's Boys today. Without Gackt, I would most probably be listening to Amy Winehouse and Good Charlotte only today. I thank Gackt for bringing Yamapi and Ryo into my life.

The times when I was into him was good while it lasted. Now I see an old freak who has lots of drama waiting for us. I like him with short hair. (All men should have short hair. Except those who already look like girls...)
The band has yet to release CDs. They are performing all over the place... like in the US and stuff.

My predictions for the band:

1. First, small cat-fights will happen for the sake of creative control.
2. Then, they are going to start yanking out each others' hair out by the roots.
3. But they decided that they will stick together as they stand stronger like so.
4. Their first album will sell a little. Then they are going to fade into history.

End of story.

A union of drama queens and spotlight hoggers will not last.

I need to get more RAM. T_T But it is good for now..

[TV] MKMF 2007

MKMF is like... the Grammy of Korea. Last year, TVXQ or whatever you want to call them, won 3 (or was it 4?) awards and sorta made history or something.

Since TVXQ's popularity went off the meter and became like, invincible and got worshipped by fangirls in Korea, they figured, "Hey, let's try and conquer Japan next year!" which is why they kept releasing Japanese singles, albums and stuff. They released 7 Japanese singles this year... 7! I was like... "They are trying to rob fans..." it is either that, or Avex is trying to kill them by exhausting them. You know, the patriotism and all.

I bet they went "Fucking Koreans, trying to invade our nation, lets pretend to take them under our wing and like, exhaust them to death or something."

7 SINGLES! And they have about 6 singles lined up to be released next year. Seriously! The only other artist I know of that released 7 singles in a year is L'arc en Ciel in 1998.

AND, their songs, PVs in Japan started to suck.

Oh, back to MKMF, I browsed through because Korean fanatical fangirls scare me. So I saw Super Junior, Cheong Sang Ji Hee, and the latest SM product, Girls Generation. We were bored by the show until... (No, TVXQ wasn't there.)

Until....

Gackt showed up.


No, no kidding. Gackt showed up. Gackt who cooked curry while being in the nude. Gackt who feared the light. Gackt who started a group with Yoshiki, Miyavi and Sugizo.

I once was watching NHK's Taiga drama or something... Fuurin Kanzan or something like that, and then BOOM Gackt was there.

Gackt wasn't in MSSL this year though. Neither was BoA or Amuro Namie.

But since I am so into Johnny's I don't really care. Lol. Oh well.

I'm done.

[Artist] Gackt

Gackt is a weird man.

>.>

Why did I watch him anyways?

I just saw that he is available for me to watch and then Ka-poof, I am pulled into the realm of weirdness again.

But I just got reminded that his music is not half bad.

In fact, some of them are really good.

Gackt cracks me up sometimes. The freak is hilarious.

His quirkiness.., puts people off sometimes. But its okay, I guess...

OMFG I am acknowledging the fact that he is okay. I am reminded of a long, long time ago, when I was in school, and then there was a red file...

Oookay, lets not go back. Such memories should be locked into a chest and then the chest should be shipped off into wherever, and then being thrown into the ocean. Or something.

Thanks, Gackt, for all the stupid, embarrassing memories.