[Talk] Oh Ho, Like, Seriously

Note: This post is not meant to be offensive. Just for my own humour. Oh well, you're gonna take offense anyway. Wheee~

And I thought Arashi was a close group. If they were, one of the members would have told Jun he looks funny doing stuff like... these:

RUN! MatsuJun wants your soul.


MatsuJun's newly acquired talent - summoning rain.


Gawsh, that's just filthy dude. F-I-L-T-H-Y.


I don't even know anymore.


"ME WANTS TO EAT YAA" MatsuJun exclaimed as he dashed towards innocent fangirls.


Okay, I am speechless.


Har, har, those shades... xDDD Is it just me or does he look like a fly here?


"Me gots fleas in me hair... grrrr"


"Ooh, guitar, letss me licky it. Me likes licking."


"GIMME YER FECKING SOULLLLLLLL"


I seriously don't even know anymore. WTF... Is it just me or is that tongue yellowish.

[TV] Waratte Iitomo - Yokoyama Yu

15 April 2009

One of the reasons I like Kanjani8 is because most of them are able to remain modest. I know they're not as successful as other groups, therefore are unable to be cocky even if they want to. But they are having some amount of success. They're selling more than KinKi Kids or NewS or V6 now, and they are still able to retain their modesty. That is something rare. I mean look at the dudes from NewS. Single sales are so-so, about three of them had some form of drama career, yet all five out of six of them are cocky bastards (and no, the one that isn't cocky is not Ryo.). No, really. Their newest PV looks like a foreboding failure to me.

Kanjani8 is still able to just be the stupid one and admit that they're not sophisticated, good-looking, sexy idols but more of comedian-idols. Arashi still makes fun of themselves, but now that they're having so much success, you can tell that they're overflowing with confidence, like the name "Arashi" is supposed to stand for something. Don't get me wrong, the success is great, but... uh... it is not all great. K8 is like... Arashi from 3 years ago, but less publicized and very Kansai.

Yoko is one of my favourite Johnny's. To see how grateful he is for being on this show, Waratte Iitomo, makes me happy. At least he realizes that success is not a matter-of-fact thing. I mean, K8 probably had the most low-keyed, under-publicized debut of all the Johnny's groups. I think that the K8 boys (minus Ryo) are a bit too modest. Their sense of self-worth is a bit too low. Okay, the same cannot be said of Ohkura. But when Yoko was saying how Sho and Takki were way more popular than he is... :( Like, seriously, Takki? Takki who? xD

He looks so skinny. He lost weight for the drama, not because they asked him to, but because he wanted to say that he lost weight because of a drama. I didn't think he's fat back then, just not Japanese-idol-skinn. The hair. Goodness, the hair. It is similar to Seishiro hair. Gosh, I had the biggest crush on Yoko's Seishiro from Yukan Club. He is very, very hot actually. Just watching this episode made me that much more excited about The Quiz Show II. I actually am more excited about Yoko than Sho. I am so glad he got rid of the crazy ass perm he got earlier this year. Always black, always Seishiro hair. Please.

Uh... maybe he should stop talking about farting. xD Image, image. Idols have to maintain their image, no? About the drama, it is improbable but... YokoxAyaya. Please. More so than ShoxAyaya. xD I cannot get over how good-looking he looks right now. Oh~ brings back memories of Seishiro. I am appalled that the man isn't getting more dramas.

Yoko is so humble. I love humble people. Love, love, love. You know, like as rich as they get, they are still into cheap stuff. Like how Nino loves cheap food. Not that that is humble, probably just stingy. I lost my point. Yoko is hot and humble and way underrated. With a face like that, you wonder why is he not the star of the group.

[TV] Arashi no Shukudai-kun

13 April 2009

Guest: Ayase Haruka

Firstly, I like Ayase Haruka. She is my favourite Japanese actress and this episode would have been a must-watch-more-than once for me even if it ain't that funny. And since she was there to promote a movie called "Oppai Volley" which loosely translates to "Boobs Volleyball", you know Arashi would go to great lengths to mention boobies as many times as they can.

Ayase Haruka has an awkwardness about her when she appears on shows, but we forgive that because she is Ayase Haruka. =D And let us just skip the eating part and then talk about the breast puddings that Aiba brought out. It was still okay when Sho, Nino and Ohno were sniffing on the pudding suspiciously, when Jun and Aiba each took a bite at the nipple part of the puddings, I suddenly remember what Arashi is all about. I have been neglecting this obsession of mine for a month or so now and it is refreshing to watch such an absurd but hilarious episode yet again.

Next was a short talk part where they confessed to Haruka in Hiroshima-dialect and Akita-dialect. It was tear-jerkingly-hilarious (if such an expression exists). When they were all lining up to confess to her repeatedly, I was gasping for air from all the laughing. I was practically howling like hyenas at one point. And Ogu-san joined in on the confession. LOL. That old man is running wild in recent episodes with pretty actresses as guests.

Then came Aibaland. The boys had to wear T-shirts that are stuffed with two balloons as their 'boobies' and then crush them without using their hands. Jun, Sho and Aiba were in team Aiba and then started off with a group hug in hopes of bursting the balloons but their plan failed. Aiba started to run into walls and Sho started to slam into bicycles while Jun started humping the floor. Aiba later joined Jun in the floor-humping. Was quite a sight.

Team Haruka was even more hilarious. Haruka got to burst the balloons with her hands cos lets face it, her boobs are large enough and you cannot expect her to stuff balloons into her shirt, really. Ohmiya started to approach Haruka at the blow of the whistle, presumably for a group hug. Haruka later punched the two on their boobs but failed to puncture them. Ohno later pulled Nino in for a hug but the balloons did not give in. The floor humping ensued. Nino couldn't get one of his boob to burst, Ohno started humping on Nino's chest. He humped and humped and had his ass in Nino's face. We doubt that is the first time. We bet there were precedents.

This is probably one of the best shukudai episode in a while. I am going off to my depressed world of studies assignments and presentations again. Just back here for this special episode. The AAA 2008 Kokuritsu DVD didn't manage to get me this excited. It might be the best concert of Arashi's that I've seen. Yes, I think it is. So... dramatic and uplifting and overall, just extremely entertaining. Minus MatsuJun's constant display of... I-don't-know-what. Does he think all that overacting is cool? I used to call it sluttiness, now he just looks like a nutcase trying to look sexy and failed miserably. He should tone it down, keep it down a notch. MatsuJun's overacting was the only thing I didn't like about the concert.

One more thing. Aiba. This episode. Hotness. Total hotness. Sho too. Nino looks same-old. Ohno, a bit sunburnt. Must have gone fishing a lot. Jun... not that hot. Maybe it is the hair. I guess it is for "Smile". I will watch it, just that, it seems so... boring. "The Quiz Show" on the other hand. Gawsh, like has anyone seen Yoko in there? So freaking sexy, I could just... xD Let us not go there. I like Sho's character's psychotic smile too.