[TV] Himitsu no Arashi-chan

22 May 2008

Himitsu no Tatsujin-chan Special! Tatsujin is like someone who is great and sorta like a pro in a particular field. So each of the Arashi-chan member got a pro in a certain field to introduce. THIS IS A GOOD EPISODE I TELL YA.

xD When they all argued that their own Tatsujin-chan was the best and starting pushing each other around, Ohno was standing at the side, not participating in the idiotic bicker. Well, lets just say the rest weren't please. xD

Aiba-chan went first. (Note: I AM NOT DOING THE JAPANESE SUFFIX THING. Its just that on this show, everyone who isn't a guest has a -chan added behind their names. For the sake of staying true to the show... I am doing this. xD) Aiba-chan brought out this dude who can guess the song just by listening to roughly 0.5 seconds of the intro. I was like... "I'll be damned!!" Seriously, that guys is a fake. A FAKE I TELL YOU. Especially the part where they just played like... for a tenth of a second or so. That is totally impossible. RAWR! Then all the other members tricked Ohno-chan into competing with the guy on Arashi songs. xD They put words into his mouth like "I'll show ya why I'm Arashi's RIIDA!" xD Ohno-chan was like "Wait... I said something?" xD That idiot. Out of ten times, if Ohno-chan wins one, then the guy wouldn't get the 10 thousand yen that Aiba-chan offered, out of the members' pockets. Without their consent, initially. Ohno-chan got pwned badly at the beginning because the dude was fast at pressing the button. But Ohno-chan got "Step and Go" correctly. Well anyone would have gotten it correctly. I am glad Ohno-chan won though, this other dude is totally cocky.

Sakurai-chan went next and brought this guy who plays a game of music and rhythm on the arcade game thingie... like he was playing the freakin' piano. No kidding. I was like... =O I was like... =OOOOOOO You get the point. I was totally like... amazed. Everyone was extremely excited in this segment. xD You have no idea no many times I watched this. The Arashi-chan members then split the nine buttons of the game up and tried to beat the guy. Well... lets just say they were far from achieving their goal. BUT, we can see that Arashi-chan is good at space saving between the five of them. I bet they do it all the time. In private. xD I am sorry. xD Nevermind me, really.

Ohno-chan brought it pantomime pros. Well this was kinda boring. Sure the two were great, but its really not my cup of tea. xD Sorry. They did a bit of "Gyakukaiden" which was nostalgic and they had Aiba-chan and Ohno-chan do it for Arashi.

Matsumoto-chan brought in bubble-people next. Nino-chan made long bubble. Nino-chan and some others went into big bubble. xD Well yeah. And Sakurai-chan brought in remote control car champion. Well yeah, nothing much here.



P/s: I am considering to be a nudist. Its so hot clothes are really a hassle. What? Too detailed? No, silly, you can't have too much details on crap like that.

[Lyrics] Tohoshinki - Hello Again

I know... xD mistakes. Just that one line struck me as really true and... nice and stuff when I was listening to it before I sleep and I HAD to just wake up, grab my diary and then try to decipher this language so alien to me.

Its a very nice and encouraging song. Soothing and all. My favourite off their second Japanese album. Yes, I know I look stupid with all the mistakes and inaccuracies. But remember that I never learned it. xD Well, not that you would know. But then, yeah.

We exist now, in this world, at the same time
I am glad that I met you

In hopes that this day won't be forgotten
lets frame in in our hearts

One day, in the future, I will most certainly meet you again by chance
I want to come upon my favourite smiling face again

Memories are not pieces of yesterday
But it will become the strength and the light that moves you towards tomorrow

When we began the journey down the new path
the dreams will shine bright like the daybreak

When I cannot meet with you, look up on the sky
I hope that my feelings can reach where you are

Our wishes are the bridges towards tomorrow
Lets go through it and reach the other side
Oh yes, because you are here

When I look upon the skies, you are there
Even if we are far from each other, our hearts are side by side

Our wishes are the bridges towards tomorrow
Lets go through it and reach the other side
Oh yes, because you are here.

[PV] Hey! Say! JUMP - Dreams Come True

Johnny's Jimusho caters to those who prefer the lolishota types and also pedos. Female pedos. We know H!P covered the male market already.

Chinen will be the top lolishota because he is so... small. xD His growth is stunted. xD Like many of his great senpais before him like Tonisen, Ryo, Ohmiya and the likes. Short men go far in the industry. Doubt not. xD Wonder if he will have a miraculous growth spurt though. It happens. Boys' growth is weird. They get triggered by the weirdest thing. I haven't grown an inch taller since years ago.

The PV... I don't know, its just weird. I am not sure if the boys knew how it was going to turn out. Most of them look lost and confused. And... OMFG Yabu looks weird. O_o

And I have decided that I like all five of the original Hey! Say! 7 and Yaotome Hikaru. The other four can just... I don't know... I don't care. xD

Yes, I did my homework this time around. I watched lots of videos out of curiousity. I wonder what the newer generation of Johnny's is like and I came to a conclusion that they train them young. To be like... gay. Then they'll all grow up to be like Ohmiya and Kame + Koki. I mean, have you seen how Arioka Daiki and Takaki Yuya interact with Chinen? They all but salivate over him. Johnny trained his boys well. They all grew up to be just like him. Of course, those with more serious case of pedo/gayness get ahead of the others faster *cough* Takki *cough*. They world is not the same if this feature does not exist. Girls go "moe moe" at the men hugging each other, carrying each other. We like this. Why else are yaoi mangas so... fussed over?

I LOLed at the video cos like... seriously? What the hell were they doing? I much prefer the PV of Ultra Music Power. The song is not bad at all though. You know, inspirational ones like... reach for your dreams and crap. I mean, remember NewS's early days? Its almost like that.

Now Yabu scares me. That threatening and sudden turn towards the camera really freaked me out. Eff you Yabu! He was like "Te wo nobashite goran!" and the way he suddenly raised his hand towards the camera. I was like OH CRAP HE'S ATTACKING! Okamoto and Morimoto still bugs me. But not much Morimoto as compared to that Okamoto.

Like his seniors before him, Takaki Yuya will propel to fame and popularity because of Gokusen. MatsuJun did it, Akanishi did it, Kamenashi did it. They all became the star of their respective groups. I look forward to Takaki's progress. (Is it me, or he looks a bit like a forty-year-old woman. Maybe its just me.) Will he be the only one to make starring in Gokusen =/= your path to fame? I mean, competition is pretty intense since Yaotome and Yabu were like the Pi and Toma of their generation. Chinen has the back up of the older girls because he is a lolishota and Ohno fans are creepy. (Trust me, I know. *cough* What? Ohno deserves the recognition he receives. He really does. He is like... Ohno. He's irreplaceable.) Yamada Ryosuke and Nakajima Yuto have bright futures with drama credits under their belt.

Ah Miura Haruma. *gasp* That came out of nowhere. xD

[Buzz] Code Blue

Code Blue is a drama about doctor-in-trainings who will ride on helicopters and then fly around and save people. Or something.

Yamashita Tomohisa will play a training doctor alongside Aragaki Yui and Toda Erika. I foresee triangle romance type of a love story. Aragaki Yui will be the leading lady and Toda Erika the supporting actress, which probably means that Gakky will get the boy.

Its ironic how back during Galcir days (can't believe I watched that drama in the first place) Toda Erika was the main female character and Yui was sorta like a supporting, credited after Erika. Tables have turned. While Erika still plays supporting roles, Gakky carried not only dramas, but movies as well.

I LOL-ed at the thought of Pi playing a doctor. xD Like... xD seriously. He has problems graduating! (Not that I graduated yet. But still~~ playing a doctor?) Well, whatever I say, I am eventually going to watch this anyway.

So yeah. It will be aired July. Summer drama, like Maou. Though I am looking forward to Maou more. Ohno! Drama! Serious stuff! Toma!

Ohno + Toma pwns Pi + Girls.

[Drama] Gokusen 3

2008

Starring: Nakama Yukie, Miura Haruma, Takaki Yuya and BAD (Swelly Lips and Fish Face.)

Yankumi continues on to capture the hearts of her students using a painfully repetitive strategy. The sick part is that... the students will fall for it and you know it. On the plus side, Kazama Ren oozes manliness beyond his years and we like it.

Viewership ratings for the drama surpassed 20% for all episodes aired. That is like, brilliant. The first episode went as high as 26.4%. We are amazed. Aqua Timez sang the theme song called "Niji" while Takaki Yuya pulled a Kamenashi Kazuya and sang "Oretachi no Seishun".

I initially quite hated Takaki Yuya, I guess he played Kamenashi Kazuya's role as the cold, quiet and shadow-leader-ish character in the group. While Miura Haruma played what Akanishi Jin played, the upfront leader, the stupid one.

I have this naggy little voice in my head telling me "White highlights, white highlights! Like Sawada Shin! Remember Sawada Shin (MatsuJun) had that white streak of hair? Ah... besides, like Miura Haruma has this hot manly thing going on. I just... I am... a disgrace.

I think the scripts are mercilessly recycled, with names and airing order changed and "bam" they air it. And surprisingly, the viewership ratings soared higher than that of Zettai Kareshi and Last Friends. Gotta admire Nakama Yukie for playing the same role over and over again. And the success of this drama series is not going to be credited to Johnny's alone. Not Gokusen 3. Sure Takaki Yuya is the sorta leader guy, his name gets credited first - because Johnny's are like that. BUT, Miura Haruma, fresh from his Koizora fame, should not be overlooked. Now if only Japanese boys can be hairier.

And they have gone from one Johnny's boy in the first drama, to two in the second, to three in the third. So, like... will there be a fourth, fifth, sixth drama? Why don't they just make it another 3 Nen B Gumi Kinpachi sensei, only with boys and make it a platform to launch green Johnny's into the show business?

*Gasp* is that Yamada Yu in the Fourth Episode?

Nevermind that first.

Ah~~ Kazama Ren. *Slaps self* T_T He is so good at playing a juvenile delinquent. xD

Update upon finishing:

Err... I have decided to not watch anymore Gokusens should it spawn any successor. Nope. Too young for me to lust over anyways. I draw my line with Miura. xD

xD

Rating: 2/5 (No more, please. I am sick of it.)