[TV] Hitoto You @ Domoto Kyoudai

23 March 2008

OMFG DOKO YOU IDIOT! xDDD Okay, xD seriously, I can't... see that face without laughing right now. Seriously, Kansai people are hilarious. I never thought I'd say that Kansai people and Kantou people are different, but after many, many cases of Kansai people being totally I-don't-know-what. I can say that, its no wonder Kansai people are thought of as funnay.

Hitoto You said that her dad is Taiwanese, so DoKo was all "How do you read Imai Tsubasa in Chinese again?" xD Hitoto didn't know the kanji for the name and DoKo TOOK THE TROUBLE to write it in the air. xD Then DoTs was so protective of Tsubasa by saying "Its not that bad" and stuff. DoKo, you are just jealous aren't you?

Then they played some games, including a game similar to tag. Ah... I remember why I liked KinKi Kids... but they are nearing 30 aren't they? Why don't they rename themselves to like, KinKi Men or KinKi Cool Dudes or something. xD Kids just sounds like they are trying too hard to grasp their youth in their palms. And the youth is slipping away like... stuff.

Hitoto performed "Hanamizuki"

Doko loves to talk about poop. xDDD

[TV] Utada Hikaru @ Shin Domoto Kyoudai

16 March 2008

This is the first time Hikki has been on Domoto Kyoudai. xD It seems that Hikki and FukaKyon are tight. Never knew that. I knew Hikki that Leah Dizon are friends though. DoKo was being an idiot like he always, always is. DoTs is the sensible one. Well, more or less.

They talked about how KinKi Kids and Hikki met in M-Sta (Or rather, Tamori Station) and Heyx3 (OR as they call it Downtown Station) but never elsewhere. Then they talked about Hikki and FukaKyon's friendship and the two were all holding hands and stuff. Aww... so cute. xD I envy people who have like, a group of tight friends that they can lean on. They know they have friends to lean on and all. Envy... I am. T_T Sucks that I am such an unfriendly bitch. Oh well.

In the future, if Hikki and DoKo meets, they will do a high touch. xDDD When asked what she played with when she was little. Hikki said she pours water from one container to another and DoKo said, "Oh I found someone who shares my interest!" xD I remember doing that too. When I was little I was dumped into a large, large bucket. That was my tub. And I have those plastic containers with me, xD and I'd pour water in and out. So, its not weird. I am sure a lot of people do that too.

Hikki loves bears. Ah, that explains the "Boku wa kuma, kuma, kuma, kuma, kuruma jyanai yo," xDDDDDDD She has a bear that's larger than her in her house. xD Then they talked about some stuff that I am too lazy to think about what it is so we will skip to the: She later performed "Flavor of Life" and I initially thought it was okay, but not brilliant. It grows on you.

[Talk] My Favourite J-Pop Divas

I figured I haven't devoted a whole update to talking crap here for quite some time. So here I go.

I know it seems like I only like Johnny's and watch Johnny's. However, I am telling you, its not true. I listen to a lot of female singers as well, just that I don't go crazy and obsessed over them because... okay, it just doesn't happen.

Amuro Namie
She's one of my favourites! You can put her in a plastic bag, the large types, the trash bags, and she'll still look hot. Really, so versatile and stuff. She started off in the industry as a part of a group called "Super Monkeys" I think. I know, what a name eh? Then she was a part of the group called MAX then she went solo. MAX went on with 4 member and did their own stuff. Her solo tunes such as "Body Feels Exit", "A Walk In The Park", "Can You Celebrate", "Never End", "Respect the Power of Love", "So Crazy", "Girl Talk", "WoWa" and "Baby Don't Cry" deserves a try.

And she has that Nicole Kidman thing of the older you are, the hotter you get going on. So its cool. Once married to Sam, the dude from the group TRF - Standing for TetsuyaKomuro Rave Factory. They got divorced, and the info is sooooo from Wikipedia. So yeah. xD I first came in contact with her work when he reentered the industry after the divorce, with her single "Never End". It was soooooo good. When was that? Early 21st century, I would assume for it to be.

Nakashima Mika
Ah... Mika... often looking like a zombie, but a hot zombie. You know? You'd think that she sleeps in a coffin and like, doesn't eat, cos she looks like a walking zombie. xD But the shocking part is, she can smile. I know, right? xD I kid. She has a really calm, soothing nice voice and when she smiles, its so sweet! I like her a lot, a lot, a lot! I first saw her in the 2003(?) M-Sta Super Live. The one where she fell during the opening. The song was "Yuki no Hana" that year. Its one of my favourite songs EVER. I still listen to it a lot today. Other songs include "Find The Way", "Aishiteru", "Sakurairo Mau Koro", "Oborozukiyo Inori", "Glamorous Sky", "Hitoiro" and "Life".

Mika tried her hand in acting. No, that is wrong. She started out acting. Surprise! Anyways, her most noted one would be the NANA series in which she played Ozaki Nana, a jrock vocalist with this all consuming-love with Ren. She cut her hair for the filming, the movie attracted the anime following to the theatre. The second movie was a total flop. The songs are great. End of story.

Hamasaki Ayumi
Uh-huh, I like her. Her songs have been consistently good despite her voice. Its amazing how the songs' melodies manage to pull her songs up the charts despite her um... voice. But the good thing is, when she sings, you know its her. What you need to be successful is a distinctive voice. That is what she has, along with Mika and Namie. Despite the fact that this diva is partially deaf and going downhill in her career, what she built up, her 'empire' will be remembered. I first saw her in a commercial on national TV promoting her album, and the PV they played was "Surreal". Other worthy songs "Seasons", "Dearest", "M", "No Way To Say", "Memorial Address", "to be", "Carols", "Moments", "Inspire", "Heaven", "Jewel", "Secret", "Together When"... just to name a few.

She used to date that dude from TOKIO named Nagase Tomoya. I thought they made a cute couple. Its sad that it was over. I guess Nagase went off looking for greener pastures. Ayu can be quite the diva and totally high maintenance, but she is errr funny. xD Especially in that episode of Shin Domoto Kyoudai. LOL. xDDDD I like her.

Koda Kumi
Born Koda Kumi, she has a sister named Misono who is in the same business. Just fatter and less famous. That's all. From Avex Trax, just like Ayu, Koda Kumi is said to be the next top diva, taking over Ayumi. Ayumi filled the void when Namie went off to have a baby. So now, Ayumi's star is fading, Kuu is said to be the next big thing. She is pretty big right now, since the release of that "Cutie Honey" single. Ah, I remember watching her, wearing that.... outfit. It looks like she forgot her skirt or pants. xDDD That was the ultimate slutty outfit.

I have to admit that I didn't like her initially. But she grows on you. "Koi no Tsubomi", "Yume no Uta", "Ai no Uta" and her collab with BoA in the song "The Meaning of Peace" are good. She is on a self-imposed suspension because of that stupid incident which is degrading even to mention it. I hope Kuu comes back bigger and better. I know she ain't strikingly hot or anything, but at least she has a selling point and she is so fresh cos she makes slutty likable. Not in a KAT-TUN way.

Ayaka
A couple of months younger than me, Ayaka writes her own songs and has powerful vocals. She isn't like, hot hot hawt or anything. But anyone can be hotter after all the manufacturing, so looks doesn't really matter here. She has this likable factor about her and by listening to her voice, you won't think that she's just 20 years old. I knew her through "real voice", then the collab with Kobukuro called "Winding Road" totally blew me away, "Mikadzuki" is brilliant, "I Believe" is good, "Clap & Love" is uplifting, her cover of "I Love You" just melts me with her powerful vocals.

In short, I like her. She's good. She, unlike the rest mentioned above, composes her songs. Isn't that great? That's just like YUI! Ayaka was named best new artist at the Japanese Record Awards or something. xD Isn't that cool? xD

Special mentions:
Utada Hikaru

Not my favourite, but I listen to her. Some song such as "First Love" (Duh, who doesn't listen to that again?) "Sakura Drops", "Flavour of Life", "Heart Station", "Dareka no Negai Kanau Koro", "Prisoner of Love".

YUI

My age, writes her own songs. Sings with the facial expression of a cat choking on hairball. But her voice is clear and pure. Songs "Tomorrow's Way", "Life", "CHE.R.RY", "Namidairo", "Goodbye Days" and "Its Happy Line".

Ito Yuna

Played Reira in NANA movies. She's pretty, elegant, has a powerful voice. What's not to like about her? Songs such as "Endless Story", "Journey", "Truth", "Faith", "Mahaloha", "Precious" and her collab with Celine Dion "Anata ga Iru Kagiri" Brilliant.

BoA

Korean, sings good enough. Has good songs. "Every Heart", "Shine We Are", "Be The One", "No. 1", "Soundscape" and also "Be With You".

Otsuka Ai

Started out cutesy, still cutesy, despite nearing 26. She's weird, a bit. But who cares? I like her songs. "Sakuranbo" was how I knew her, "Smily", "Planetarium", "Peach", "CHU-LIP", "Renai Shashin". Good stuff.

Have I named every female singer yet? No. I don't like the likes of Nami Tamaki or... errr I have to think... okay whatever. xD I listen to these people. End of story.

I am thinking of writing another Johnny's History post.

I'm thinking... xD Maybe next, next week. Busy with tests and stuff.

[Album] Arashi - Dream-A-Live

Its going to be released 23 April 2008 which is around the time I am not here. Oh the went to the place I am going before... I wonder if their goods are in abundance over there. I'd sure love to get my hands on something good. xD Like the... Time Concert DVD. I'm hungrier than a horse, I wish its lunch already. Sigh.

Anyways, the covers of the Album are as such:

I love it already. I love it. I don't know why. See, anything with a little decoration and a little PS would be better than that "Step and Go" boring cover. Except for that hilarious KAT-TUN "LIPS" cover. That totally looked like botox gone wrong from afar. They look like Meg Ryan and Priscilla Presley's lips. *snicker*

For the limited edition:
Disc 1 consists of 13 songs, Disc 2 has 5 songs.
It costs about ￥3,500. Which is... I don't know how much US$. You know, I don't give a crap about the exchange rate although I so should. Studying what I'm studying. xD

Disc 1 songlist:

1. Theme of Dream "A" live
2. Move Your Body
3. Happiness
4. Niji no Kanata e
5. Do My Best
6. Koe
7. My Answer
8. Life Goes On
9. Step and Go
10. Your Song
    

Disc 2:

1. Hello Goodbye - Aiba "ManCandy" Masaki
   
2. Gimmick Game - Ninomiya "BlackGums" Kazunari
3. Take Me Faraway - Ohno "Artsy" Satoshi
   
4. Naked - Matsumoto "Eyebrows" Jun
   
5. Hip Pop Boogie - Sakurai "McNewscaster" Sho

Regular Edition:

One CD with 14 songs, costs ￥3,000. Why do they release it in such a way that you have to get both editions? Its annoying, really. Money grabbing monkeys. I am sure most of the fangirls won't mind. But its annoying that they are using such transparent tactics to dig your pocket.

Song list is same as the previous on except they threw in a song called "Once Again" as the 14th bonus track.

[Utaban] Kanjani8 - Wahhahha

They first talked about how Murakami wasn't present cos he was at a location for Momoko. Then Taka-san said they should rename themselves to Kanjani6 instead. Then Nakai was like all disgusted cos he still is convinced that Yasu is gay and Yasu is sitting next to him. Nakai thinks Yasu is looking at his crotch. We are not sure.

They all said that Maruyama is fat cos he eats too much. He is 91kgs. OMFG that pig. He should go on a diet. I should go on a diet. I ate 30 bucks worth of sushi for dinner just now. Luckily it was half price. xDDD Anyways, they started discussing weight. Nakai is near 60kgs. Wait, he said it was at first, now he's 80kgs. Okay, no, he said when he was fat, he was 80 now he's 60. And then he slimmed down by eating tofu and natto only. I think. Hell I don't know what the heck they were saying. Next.

Then Yasuda was all "Is living like that fun?" Then Nakai went violent on him. Then he was like "Oh its a different pattern since Ohno eh?" HE MENTIONED OHNO.

Then Utaban had an exercise instructor teach the boys how to be skinny like how Rei likes it. Uh-huh y'all better stay stick skinny like moonkees or I'll move on to skinnier pastures. If there is such a thing.

Anyways, then a really feminine dude in sparkly clothes nanced out and then calls himself Chris. Then Yoko was kinda like wondering what reaction should he give. xD They then tease the dude a bit.

Nakai then molested the guy who screamed like a sissy. Then they all surrounded the sissy. xD it was funnay. He then made the guysies shake their hips. Oh I love this sissy dude already. Ryo was the first one to stop doing the totally gay exercise. Then he continued while Nakai merely stood and watched. xD Yasu was looking really cute. xD For the first time I think he's adorable like a puppay!

Exercise ensues. *Yawns* Boring. But then suddenly, they all started gasping and making sex noises. Its gayness at its best. Then the sissy was all excited and happy. He was like "Oh, usually its all women, now its all dudes, I'm happy!" Then Nakai was like "Eh, Sensei, do you like dudes?" Then sissy was like "Eh, you are asking that NOW?" xDDD

He then stood in for Murakami and introduced the song. When they did, Nakai molested him again. Sissy dude got all fangirly when Kanjani8 all sighed sensually near him again. He was like "shiawase!"

The performance saw Ryo being insane. Murakami is in the performance. Ryo was all insane and stuff. Subaru was saner. Maybe the bacteria was passed on to Ryo. Maruyama was throwing his crotch into the air. It was disturbing. Okay Subaru is still insane.

Ryo is doing that method acting thing where he acts all psycho. You know, helps with the performance in the drama. He's aiming to get more dramas his way, you see.