[PV] KAT-TUN - LIPS

This is the PV to the song "LIPS", KAT-TUN's new single scheduled to be released early February. Yes, its the PV to the song with THIS as the single cover. xD

As I said before when I was capping the performance, I like the song. Its a catchy song. Not particularly addictive or amazing, but it is a good song. Good songs are... um... you know... good. But seriously, I have to ask the question again, what the hell is the deal with those vibrator longish, big-ish microphones?

And... Kame, Kame, Kame... I could have liked him second best. I really could have. His singing is not as bad as... say... Junno's. He's a happy boy when he isn't performing (mostly singing). He has nice characters in dramas. I could have liked him best.

But the finger-licking and microphone-almost-licking and the lips-licking is not helping him go up on my list. Junno's singing voice is like MatsuJun's. I wonder who is worse...

I have to think...

Oh thinking is too much for my brain. Let me not think and throw a coin.

Nah, maybe later.

But I like Nakamaru... Koki looks better now than when he was in those end of the year performances with the perm. No perms.

And Kame's make-up... ever since I saw Aiba with eyeliner in one of their concerts, I have decided that men shouldn't wear eyeliner. Kame looked good with eyeliner... but I am not sure that he looked good as a man. If you know what I mean... and he looks so slutty in the PV. Like, if there is a slut-o-meter... it would go off the scale..

Jin could pass as a woman (a rather big... woman... or some might say fat... wonder if he's going for the beefy look. But his features are indeed pretty-ish.), sometimes Junno too (Junno would be the anorexic model of a woman. Probably Korean. He has Yon-sama-ish eyes.). I liked Junno, especially in Yukan Club, but when he sings... its like... its like... DON"T MAKE ME THINK ABOUT IT.

But its a good song, when it was Jin singing... it was good. Jin's vocals are good, and um... he was biting his bling in an earlier part of the PV, and I don't know, most would call it sexay, but well... yeah didn't work for me. Frankly, I miss the Bakanishi in the "Summary of Johnny's World" backstage video. That was the video that propelled Jin to the top of my KAT-TUN list earlier on. But now its Nakamaru and Jin is no longer on my list for various reasons...

I guess they just grew up, you know? But whatever... Jun grew up too, so did Pi. Well... they're not Peter Pan or anything... so yeah, there's nothing to say about the matter.

Very little rap, too bad for Koki (I watched "My Boss My Hero" again recently and I really want to find a razor and shave Koki's head again... cos bald is good.) and Nakamaru... the song is very KAT-TUN. I don't even know what that means... but yeah, couldn't think of another way to describe it.

The PV looks... okay, but it doesn't look as good as "Keep The Faith" which is my favourite KAT-TUN single to date. (It should be "Real Face" but you know when you listen to a song too much and then it just gets a little boring and you need time before you can really enjoy it again?)

I know being all sexay is the trend right now... but I don't like the PV. I probably won't like their performances too. But I can't help watching them. For no reason other than because they are Johnny's. And Nakamaru. And if I picture Koki bald.

Of course there is also the Victoria Beckham impostor. You can see him (her?) sneaking around in a few scenes... xD

On to the screencaps.

[PV] Arashi - Sakura Sake

My friend's inquiry about my avatar which is Ohno with a stupid cane has sparked my interest in capping this video.

One of my favourites from Arashi, this is the video of Sakura Sake, from 2005. I think. Well I am bad with dates and stuff... and it doesn't matter if its old or new, its a good song. Its a theme song for Sho's um... Sho being spokesperson for some educational crap needs a theme song when he calls out to innocent young twits and urge them to study for the sake of the future of Japan. And stuff.

Damn, I wish I have Arashi encouraging me to study. I'd have studied ten times harder and I won't be here right now. Blogging about shit.

Well, Arashi's not shit, but you get what I mean... don't you Bumpy?

But yeah, if everyone had Arashi cheering on their studies, everyone would be like doctors and stuff, you know the professional dudes that walk around with their noses aimed at the skies. Well, maybe one day I'd be one of them. Then I'd like, buy Arashi and have them act out skits written by ME.

Well... if they were written by ME, we can save on paying the screenwriters or whatever. Basically we will just have the boys walk around in circles, and that would be about it... its all going to be great and economical. See, I am already such a good business woman. All hail me. (we might even have the boys save on costume costs, you know those sparkly thingies are expensive...) Oh, already masterminding ways to save cost.

Oh... I almost forgot, here be the caps.

And must I say, this PV starts with a shot of the crotch and ends with a touch of the crotch...
(I usually keep the cheeky stuff unsaid, but I am having a mild fever and I am feeling annoyed so yeah, bear with this...)




Having Ohno as your P.E. teacher would be great. He'd teach you special exercise that will have your digestive system work like magic.

Yes, and your taste buds too. Ohno works miracles.



Nino... as your English teacher...

Hm... well, at least its not Aiba... xDDD



Aiba... arts...

Hm... well at least its not Sho... we all have witnessed the Totoro Sho drew...

Well, I might just cap it and put it up if I feel like it...



Jun as the Chem teacher...

Well if its Chemistry, why the heck would you need a skeletal figure? Lets assume Jun teaches general science...

Sho teachers Geography... xD

Oh I have to say... Sho looks his best in this video. Love the hair...

Jun needed a hair cut.

So does Nino. Well, many think that his hair now is disastrous, they should really look back at this video and then thank god for the situation of his hair now.

Very nice Sho, show kids how to study hard, yes and the knowledge will be absorbed into your brain through the right ear after it goes through your right arm that is placed on the desk. We all know that desks have secret knowledge thats why we all have them in school...

Ah its the skeletal figure, why is it coming at us?

Aww... its friends with Jun, no worries then.

DON'T ask me what the hell is Ohno doing behind Jun.

Oh so fine..... Sho is so fine....

Ohno, giving Nino the student some lessons...

Oh, have I mentioned that Sho is fine in this video...?

Well yeah, this is where we say "VLC Player sucks ass."

But Aiba is so... aw...

One last look at the Arashi educational staff... Oh, if they had teachers like this in Japan, the future of Japan is truly, truly insured.

This generation will work wonders.

Aiba....

Everyone is looking at Riida, he is going to do a stunt...

And..... there we have it. Sakura Sake.