[TV] Nakai Masahiro Star Bowling Winter 2008

If they want to give me a heart attack they could just spike my drink. Really.

Going through all that trouble to make a show and then fail to give me a heart attack is just... sad. Oh look I flatter myself. xD

Nevermind.

Well, I have been watching this thing since last spring or so. The ones before I started watching... I can't find them. The sucky thing is that the one right before I started watching had Nino in it. I so wanna watch Nino and Nakai flirt. What? Oh never mind.
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Anyways, this Star Bowling thing happens... I don't know how often but it brings together all the stars of up and coming dramas of the season together for a bowling match to win a prize money.
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Last time, we had the "HanaKimi" team, the "Ushi ni Negai wo" team and "Life" team and "Yama Onna Kabe Onna" team... and some other team that I forgot. It is sorta like Waratte Iitomo only that the humour mostly comes from Nakai, the host. And probably his interaction with other Johnny's boys.
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This time, we do not lack Johnny's in any way. Katori Shingo of SMAP fame, Ikuta Toma and Koyama Keiichiro was there. To add to that, we have Tamaki Hiroshi, Narimiya Hiroki, Kaname Jun and Matsuda Shota. Matsuda Ryuhei could have been there, there was no reason for him not to, since his drama costars are all there. They probably thought one Matsuda is enough. WELL IT IS NOT, gosh like, bring him there and reshoot the thing. Brothers against each other, hot brothers again. We wanna watch that. Shota is hotter but I like Ryuhei better.
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Well, well, this is no time to discuss which hottie I like better than the others, this is the time for screen captures. Later.

I wonder why Kamenashi Kazuya isn't there. Is "1 Pound no Fukuin" not a Winter Drama? Or is it that there are too many Johnny's there already that they fear the overwhelming light from the Johnny's + other hottie actors will be too... strong that others cannot stand it? Well, if they were to worry about that they could have taken some precautions during the Countdown... the light from there is too overwhelming as well.

Anyways...
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This is a bowling game. Probably the host, Nakai will come up with some crap antics and everyone will be humoured, in that time, viewers will be lured to watch the drama. This is basically the concept of the thing.

First to go is "Bara no nai Hanaya" versus "Hachimitsu to Clover". It's Shingo against Toma y'all. Then throw Matsuda Shota and Narimiya Hiroki into it. I can practically see sparkles.
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Narumi Riko couldn't be at the show, she is... 15. And its the Child Labour Law again. Anyways... aww, its like, she doesn't look 15... not even when she was 13 did she look 15. But she's pretty. I like her better than Aoi Yu who played her character in the movie. There's also Takeuchi Yuko... who's practically a veteran. Its basically the adults against the young and bouncy.
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Nakai likes Toma. Almost like how he likes Arashi, and K8 (Do NOT tell me he doesn't like K8, we can tell he does.)
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Shota did that stupid smile of his again. I mean, when he acts, he can be so... cool, but stuff like this where he has to be himself, it seems that he has yet to get out of his shell. I bet if Ryuhei were there he'd do that tsukkomi head hitting thing, cos I so wanted to.
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Shingo, as the team's leader got to announce his wish for which he wished to have his weight go down to the 60s, he is currently 73kgs. Then there were some yakking about weight and crap.
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The leader for HachiKuro, Toma's wish is "To be a super star like Nakai-san". I was like... OMFG can you be anymore ass-kissy than that? But since its Toma... its okay. O.o What?
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Then Nakai got all cocky and gave him a sweet. ^^ SOOOO cute the relationship between Johnny's, its like they have an invisible bond... aww... O.o What? Can't a girl be obsessed for a bit?
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Katori Shingo went first. (The score is really unimportant. At least to me. Because I hope HachiKuro would win.)
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Then this old dude whom we have seen in many dramas wishes his hair would stop falling. From HachiKuro team, he is, scored more than Shingo he did.
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Takeuchi Yuko went next. She wishes that she can find a special skill for herself. (Here onwards, for people I don't really give a crap about, the piccie will be in small thumbnails and I won't mention their name, at all.)
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After her ball went into the... um... gutter? The previous old dude when into this amok state and dash towards here. Then a state of chaos ensued. The dudes from HachiKuro and Bara went into battle and then this fat dude from HachiKuro grabbed Nakai's hat and then Katori Shingo went and fought with Hachikuro dudes. It was hilarious. Then old crazy dude announced his love for Yuko. Fucking senile dude was overacting and it was extremely annoying to me.
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Harada Natsuki from HachiKuro went next. She's cute, but her character, if I am not mistaken is supposed to be super hot and all... I don't know... Fuu~ Shaku Yumiko from Bara went next. Fat dude went next. He wanted to be a lead in the Monday 9p.m. time slot. That time slot is almost like golden time slot or something. Whatever~
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[Just a little thought, Ohno should be in a drama just so he could go on this and then fight Nakai more than he already does. What? I wanna watch Arashi. Nevermind that I am in an Aiba phase.]

Matsuda Shota went NEXT. He wished for something that concerns the whole cast members... I don't understand what he was saying so yeah. Anyways, bottom line is, he wanted to win the 2 million yen prize monay. He got 9 pins down. Just a bit more... T_T
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Then the dude who plays Mayama in HachiKuro took the stage. And stuff. His name is Mukai something. He's kinda cute. Hm... ~ Then some chick went on.
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Then Narimiya Hiroki! xD xD What? I am biased. Very biased. But the dude sucked in bowling, went down the gutter and then the score was reset to 0. T_T
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I skipped some dude. Then its um... Ikuta Toma! And Nakai was like "If you get a strike, you are a step closer towards being a super star like me." xD xD Nakai loves Toma. *Remembers last time Toma went on for HanaKimi* xD Then Toma ate the sweet Nakai gave him earlier. xD xD He was so close to getting a strike, he got 9 pins down and then Nakai was all like "Oh you are a step away from being a star." xD Its Johnny's love y'all.
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[I should stop the 'y'all'. I have no idea why I did it in the first place.]

Then the last bowler's scores is to be multiplied with the team's previous score and then... stuff. So Shingo was all like "Let me do it, y'all" and then the other team voted for Toma to do it. Toma went first, after some pep talk from Nakai, he went on and got a strike after licking the sweet wrapper for the sweet. Then Nakai was like "Oh you star!" then their score went up to 180!
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Then Nakai was like "So cool, too cool, too cool!" And I was like "Wooohoo, so cool!" then it was a group hug. And stuff. Oh what a star he is to become. (There, biased to the core.)

Then Katori Shingo went on to throw the bowl. Then Nakai was like "Look at your junior, he was a star and bowled like a star." Then Shingo was like "Oh, by the power of Nakai he became a star, then I want the power from KimuTaku!!" Then fat dude went and grabbed the bowling ball in hopes of becoming like KimuTaku. xD xD Well, KimuTaku is old y'all (Hot, but old.) Its so... the time of the likes of Oguri Shun and MatsuJun.
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He got 8 pins after Nakai's pressuring, he said "If you don't get a strike, doesn't that mean KimuTaku is no longer a star?" xD

Although it was 8 pins, multiplied by their previous score, they won. Blasted Shingo, I want to watch more of TOMA. T_T

"Shikaotoko Aoniyoshi", "Ashita no Kita Yoshi" and "Lost Time Life" went next.

I would have supported Ashita if Ryuhei were there, Ryuhei and Kuriyama Chiaki! Kuriyama looks so... dark and gloomy. But she's cool. Maybe its just that I watched too much "Kagen no Tsuki".
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There's also Konishi Manami, I thought she looks familiar, then I ran a search and found that she played the sister to SawaEri's character in "Tenshi no Tamago".
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Aww but Kaname Jun was there. He's hot. ^^
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Shika had Tamaki Hiroshi AND Ayase Haruka! I like them both!!!
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AND Tabe Mikako! If the story sounded more interesting I would be more hyped up to watch.
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The female announcer mentioned the drama's name wrongly and Tamaki got real pissed. xD
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Tamaki's wish is to have a house in Tokyo. (Ohno once had a similar dream, the only difference is that Ohno wanted to build it himself, and/or with Arashi. That dork.)

Lost has Koyama in it. And Eita and Ueno Juri. But they weren't there.
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Kuma from Gokusen was there... Don't know his real name, but he is so nostalgic. And that shortie from ProDai who liked Eikura Nana's character was also there.
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Then Koyama's wish is - GET THIS - "To become like Nakai-san." Then Nakai dug in his pocket and FOUND another sweet.
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Then he gave it to Koyama who went "Yatta!" xD JE-Love y'all. Then Nakai was like "If you couldn't do it, means I am not a star, so you gotta do it boy," Oh the pressure.
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Then people got to bowl. Then Koyama bowled. Koya ate the sweet and then Nakai was like "So, do you feel like a star?" Then Koya was like "Oh a wee bit." Then Koya scored a STRIKE! Then Nakai was like all happy and stuff! Cos his sweeties got people striking all over the place. Nakai was like "Hey, I have 3 more in my bag, bring em all here!!"
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Konishi Manami and Tabe Mikako went next. Tabe wanted to watch Aurora Borealis. So Nakai asked her where. then she said "The place where they have Aurora" xDD Then Nakai pressed on. It was funnay!
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Some other chick got her turn. Then Kuriyama got her turn! She looks so dark. No offense, but her aura is kinda scary. Her wish is to be a guy. Then Nakai was puzzled and repeated for a few times... xD I don't get it too.
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Ayase Haruka went next. Did I mention I like her? xD She looks nice and has... class. Class. Not everyone has it. Kuriyama has it though. Ayase wishes to have a large bed, then she said "Oh but I bought it after I wrote this." She's so blur. Lol.
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She scored 8 pins. She's so pretty. Its the features, they're kinda strong.
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Dude who used to be in ProDai went next. The dude is a year younger than me. Sigh, my life is dull. Then some girl went next. Her name is Yoshitaka Yuriko, she scored a strike and then her wish is that she is able to fly. Like, no offense, but, grow up. The strike was cool though. Then some old dude went next. Another old dude was next.
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Err, yeah, Kaname Jun went next. He's hot. Nakai kept pestering him after he asked for silence. xD He got 9 pins down.
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Some skinny dude went next. Nakai likes skinny dude, skinny dude asked for miracle strike sweet. Nakai dug another one out from his pocket of magic. Skinny dude ate sweet. Skinny dude's ball went into the gutter. I guess miracle sweets only work with Johnny's boys.
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Kuma or Waki Tomohiro went next. xD Nakai said Kuma talks like he is eating something. xD He is 123kgs, Nakai just called him fat! Nakai you weightist. Went into the gutter. Yes, he scored a gutter. Principal guy from Gokusen was there for Ashita team. He went next. THEN, Tamaki Hiroshi went next! He's so tall. But he's going 28. Kinda old, by Japanese idols/actors standards. Really.
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He has the ear piercing that is on the middle of his left ear. A little higher up than Aiba's. I prefer Aiba's piercing but yeah. Guys with piercings on the middle of their left ear is hot. What? I am not generalizing, its just something that I like to see. He got one pin down. xD xD xD
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Some old dude went next then it was the multiplying frame. Tamaki got 7 pins down, it was so unexpected to the point Nakai thought he was dicking around. Of course, we all know hot guys ALL can play bowling.
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Koyama went next and ate a sweetie! xD Nakai said that "If you can't do well, you'll become a member of Hey! Say! JUMP. Then you'll have to support the volleyballers again. " xD xD He scored another strike. He's good! That is to be expected of Johnny's. (Intended bias.)Then Toma cheered for Koyama. See? Nakai's sweets are no kidding y'all. They're magic sweets.
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Nakai was all "How many times do you want to become a star? Once is enough, if you made it twice then I'm like, all out!" xD xD But because of the gutter just now, by Kuma, their team lost to Ashita team.
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Oh well.

Next is a one-pin bowling segment. One pin, one representative. Whoever got that pin down wins. Tamaki was chosen. Lost Time team wanted Koyama, Nakai pretended that they were asking for Kuma, hilarious. HachiKuro wanted Toma, old dude who molested Takeuchi insisted he wanted to go. Of course they didn't let the senile dude go. Shingo for his group and then old dude Fumiyo for his team. So it means the leader represent their team.

Anyways. Tamaki versus Koyama, winner go against Toma then Shingo then Fumiyo, order goes by the marks previously scored. Every time Koyama got his turn Nakai would ask if he still has the sweet in his mouth. xD xD It was a long battle, so lets cut to the chase. Even though Tamaki is hotter, I am kinda hypnotized by Johnny's, even though I dislike Koyama, I wanted him to win.
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He didn't. But I am not sad. Tamaki! Then Nakai was all "You Hey! Say! JUMP" xD

Tamaki versus Toma. Now I really want Toma to win. Tamaki failed the first time, then he was like "Its okay, I'll wish for something to happen." *Evil stare at Toma*, then Nakai was like "Oh look, its Toma, still Johnny's!" Then Toma took out the miracle sweet and ate it.
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Nakai kept mentioning the 'Power of the Sweet', became a big issue in the show. Toma won.

The mystery of the sweets...

Toma versus Shingo. Yet again. Its Johnny's against Johnny's. The old against the new. I am psyched. (I am typing as I watch. ^^) Nakai asked about the sweet again, Toma still had it.
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Nakai calls Toma 'Toma'. ^^ Not Ikuta. ^^
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Shingo asked power from KimuTaku and Kusanagi Tsuyoshi and Goro-chan. ^^ It's a Johnny's world. Shingo asked for a sweet from Nakai who asked Shingo to believe in himself. Since he is on the same level as Nakai, xD he was told to need to sweet. Then Toma flashed his sweet in the mouth. Its... cute.
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Toma won. Its the sweets. There's something in them.

Toma versus Old dude. Toma lost at the very end.
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T_T T_T

T_T T_T

I don't want to talk about it anymore.

What? I like Toma.

Nakai's sweets failed to work when it mattered the most.

xD Oh well. At least Toma is cute even in losing.

Old dude versus Nakai, Shingo hosted for a bit. xD

Old dude won. Its 2.11 a.m. and I forgot to lower the volume. I was overwhelmed, you see.

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